Anti-Turtle 

The act of consuming an alcoholic beverage while doing doggy style, without the consenting partners knowledge.

Lachlan: I was shagging this woman, and I suddenly felt unbelievably parched.
Thomas(50/50): Holy crap, what did you do?
Lachlan: Ripped into doggy style and flopped out for the anti-turtle.
Thomas: Nice, came up for some liquid
Lachlan: Indeed, best lager ever!

Anti-Turtle by Joseph OsBeel McDavey August 11, 2008

Jersey Turtle 

A Jersey Turtle is an annoying and vaguely Soprano-esqe pest that crawls out of the armpit of the United States, New Jersey, and infests 'quaint' and 'resort' towns throughout the state of Vermont. As soon as the snow hits they come up from hibernation to 'hit the slopes, dude!' The most common location for a Jersey Turtle to be spotted is along USRT.4 heading from New York state into Rutland, VT.

Most Jersey Turtles are large oversized SUVs including (but not limited to): Suburbans, Hummers, Tahoes, Lexus', and rarely a Land Rover. Expect to see various items of ski/snowboard gear to be strewn across the road as well... this is the telltale sign that a Jersey Turtle has been in the area.

"Oh crap, is that a car in the median?"
"Nah, it's just a Jersey Turtle."
"Ah, ok... they should learn to drive"
"Sure, but then what would they replace the drives licenses with in the vending machines?"
"Good point."

Jersey Turtle by theturtlehunter February 24, 2010

hairy turtle 

A term for a person's pubic hair or bush that has a bald spot.

Referring the the 'turtle' part of this nick name, a hairy turtle is more common in males than females(seeing as how women tend to shave their pubic region more often than men).

It seems that most men pride themselves on the cleanliness of their hairy turtle, rather than remove it.

hairy turtle by Innuendo Mistress October 30, 2010

Holy turtle penis 

When you are extemely surprised, just like OMFG

something like:

TWO GUYS PLAYIONG A VIDEOGAME
A:HEY, YOU
INCREDIBLE MOVE*

B: HOLY TURTLE PENIS!

Holy turtle penis by stevewolf May 11, 2012

Snapping Turtle

Someone who takes a long time to snap back

Jake: Damn Jacob play that music!
Jacob: hold on! I'm snapping!
Jake: wow, your such a snapping turtle!

Snapping Turtle by WildThang903 July 27, 2016

Awkward turtle 

This is the mascot for an awkward moment.

It is done by placeing your hands on top of each other, and spining your thumbs forward in a circular motion. This creats the creature know as awkward turtle.

Unlike American sign language this actually is the sign for turtle in British sign language.

YOU

"You only get Aids from sexing up monkeys"

PERSON SITTING NEXT TO YOU

"I have Aids"

YOU

"haha awkward turtle"

Awkward turtle by kat123xx August 20, 2011

awkward turtle 

1. Something that should never be used 2. When an awkward moment occurr, you place one hand face down in the air. Carely(very carefully) place you second hand on top of the first facing the same way. Your thumbs should now be on opposite sides and you wiggling them in a forward position when the awkward moment happens. By that point, you should probably walk away from whatever you are doing.

Bruce lee:Yeah, last week, i was taking a piss and i realized i had a wart on my penis.
ChuckNorris: I would do the awkward turtle, but im chuck norris and I'm way too cool for that and it reminds of this one fat annoying girl from high school.

awkward turtle by ChuckNorrisOnUrbanDictionary January 17, 2007