Shart 

Noun: The solid waste expressed from the anus during an attempted gas excretion fart.

Verb: The act of shitting yourself when attempting to fart.

The origin of the word is officially credited to T. Wember (circa 1987) after observing his roommate's girlfriend attempt to sneak one by.

Holy crap! The bitch just Sharted!

Shart by tjpw February 6, 2008

shartenfreude 

to get a sense of schadenfreude from seeing someone shart or farshit him/herself in public

Bart had an overwhelming sense of shartenfreude when Ms. Crabapple farshitted herself in class

shartenfreude by Mr. U-be-U May 25, 2008

Shorthand Typing 

When people who are using a full qwerty keyboard are too lazy to type all the letters in a word. Commonly used in emails, forums, blogs and text messages.

I can never understand why people use Shorthand Typing like this:
'plz' instead of please; 'jst' instead of just; 'cuz' instead of because; 'dat' instead of that, and so on.

Shorthand Typing by Alexis-Relationship Terrorist June 30, 2009

Mega Shart 

A shart that is so powerful in nature that it contains the properties of a shotgun blast. When a mega shart occurs, the 'victim' will usually feel horrible for about 3 hours leading up to the blast. When the time comes, the person will usually get on their knees as a result of the pain; the mega shart usually occurs about this time, blasting out of ones asshole, usually tearing muscles and distending the anus, the blast blowing out of the pants in a shotgun like manner.

Jim was gripped by pain, and, being the experienced man he was, he knew it was a mega shart. Falling to his knees, he let loose, feeling the extreme pain and massive amount of crap rip through his ass, and burst out his pants.

Mega Shart by TRAPSTAR550 March 26, 2010

Pussy shart 

When a woman mistakenly trusts a queef & instead encounters a sudden splurge of hot, stinky, week-old curdled semen that paints & destroys her panties, resulting in the dire need of heavy douching and deep cleansing of the demolished panties.

Ellen's neighbor witnessed Ellen pressure washing her panties on the clothes line again, figuring she must have encountered yet another pussy shart.

Pussy shart by Chickenpotpie121 December 30, 2013

shortstyle 

The act of taking a shit that only takes 3 minutes.

Hey man, let me shortstyle real quick before we take that call.

shortstyle by Jdawgin November 11, 2018

Shortly 

A word doctors like to use when lieing to you

The doctor will be with you shortly

Shortly by Onlytruthnothingbuttruth September 26, 2019