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Blood sausage

A Penis that has been broken Via rough intercourse usually positions such as doggy style which has caused the penis to become red,sore and begin bleeding due to the burst blood vessels.
The name "Blood sausage" was used when the pictures of the broken penis were posted on the internet but needed censor picture for those who were not prepared to see it.
Don't go at it too roughly now or you might end up with a blood sausage.
by Mystery man number 6 July 22, 2019
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Sausage and Eggs

A less crude way of saying "dick and balls".
I went over to John's how this morning and he didn't even make me breakfast but I still had sausage and eggs
by dustybluebear August 1, 2020
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Street Sausage

street sausage is :
1) a sausage such as a hot dog or hot sausage found in the street from a vendor or from the ground

2)male genitalia that is often whorish in nature and would be better off on the streets
3) an insult which is used when no other insult seems suiting
Example 1: Friend 1: Wow that street sausage was amazing, I hope that rat drops some more tomorrow!
Friend 2: Not sure which street sausage you were eating but that vendor was selling some mad street sausage
Example 2: Girl Friend: Wow Carly, Ted's so gross, he may as well have a street sausage
Example 3: You ain't nothing more than a street sausage!
by StolenCreation July 9, 2019
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Microphone Sausage

When you put a sausage on a microphone so you can eat while hella gaming.
Person 1: I commuted microphone sausage yesterday
Person 2: Thats an act of war
by ItzzRyanYo September 16, 2020
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Sausage Bar

A bar composed primarily of insecure men. Patrons of sausage bars make anti-homosexual remarks, yet seem a little too close to their "bros".
"Hey let's go to <insert bar name>!"
"That's a sausage bar but I'm feeling my bros, let's go!"
by Bringindowntheblouse January 28, 2017
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Sandy Sausage

This is when a lady fills her vagina full of sand on the beach and then a man enters with consent.
Hi Sandra do you want to go to the beach and practice doing a Sandy Sausage?
by Oldburyslappa October 6, 2021
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Sausage log

A hole drilled into a log that is then filled with any kind of sausage product. Commonly used when a dildo is unavailable.
“My husband is out for the week! Time to dust off the old Sausage Log!”
by anonymous March 14, 2025
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