royce me

Among common gentlemen the species of doddsy noycey and furthyermore the founder of idiocy joycey have become household names. The founder one Rev'd Joyce is the captain of the clan. He invented royceing. To royce someone is to lubricate the underside of their doddsy and then noyce it as hard as you can.

How dare you call my mum a slag, now im gunna royce you really hard!
Fuking royce me!
Cum on aand royce me you big dicked mother fucker!
Shut up and royce me you chinese dodds
I fuking hate you joycey, royce me though

by Rev'd Noycey February 28, 2008

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do-mes

Womens' high heeled shoes or boots, from the fact that they advertise that the wearer is looking for someone to 'do her' ('do me')

The skeezer wore daisies and do-mes to her junior high graduation.

by MAC-Gyver May 27, 2003

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Call me!

"Call me" means "call me". It does not mean anything else. When spoken by a woman to a man it does not, for example, mean; "I want to go out with you". It does not, as the man often thinks, mean; "I find you devastatingly attractive". Once he calls, he has done exactly what she told him to do. She has gotten acknowledgement that he finds her desirable, which is what she wanted. When she does not take his call, and does not call him back, he thinks... "But... she told me to call her". He is 100% correct.

Here's my mobile. Here's my email. Here's my work number. Call me!

by Monkey's Dad February 18, 2020

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