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Timmy has Jacksonphobia.
by Jackson is scary March 30, 2021
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Michael Jacksoned

Friend on street: Big bird, Mr Hooper Michael Jacksoned.

Big Bird: What the beans does that mean?

Friend on street: It means he DIED.
by Brooke hayes 4ever21 October 7, 2016
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Samuel L. Jackson

Named in honor of the great actor, the Samuel L. Jackson is an alcoholic beverage containing two simple ingredients. Grape Drink (usually found in a gallon jug at Meijer or similar grocery store) and Everclear (195 proof version for authenticity). Basically like getting punched in the face while eating a grape Popsicle.
"So we gettin F-ed up tonight?"
"Yes they deserve to die and I hope they burn in hell!"

"Want some Samuel L. Jacksons?"

"Fuck Ya Mutha Fucker! Pour them shits!"
by b_mackin August 3, 2011
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Jackson

Not a definition, but..a clarification....Franklin isn't on the one dollar bill, Washington is....so, twenty Franklins is not equal to one Jackson..Franklin is on the Benjamins aka 100 dollar bills.
T. Wade is a moron for thinking that twenty Benjamins is equal to one Jackson.
by A. Money December 28, 2005
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Michael Jackson

A highly contagious decease in which someone has an increasingly high fetish towards kids and invites them over to sleep in his bed with him.
Jacob Hey Mike, got a little kid now? I haven’t seen you in years!
mike Nah fam, doctor said I only have 6 weeks to live as I have been infected with Michael Jackson syndrome.
Jacob Stay the fuck away from me!
by Jdbbdkebshx November 19, 2018
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Michael Jackson

LIttle boy: Oh boy, Michael Jackson.

MJ: Come here little boy, hee hee
by Oswaldo Moberry October 22, 2020
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Jacksie

A Jacksie is a person who can manoeuvre their penis down between their legs, curling it around and inserting it into their own anus. Essentially it's the act of fucking yourself
"oh man, did you see Phil put his dick in his own ass the other day?!"

"Yeh, he's such a dirty Jacksie"
by Julesyyyyy June 4, 2018
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