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jacksonville 

a fine city in northern Florida, ten times better than Orlando.
Jacksonville has a mass transit system. Orlando has a congested bus system. Figure out which one is better.
jacksonville by KRHimself February 26, 2005

pre-jack 

To jack pre a sexual encounter as to prolong erection and performance.
Fap, fap, fap - I'm getting sex tonight.
pre-jack by Anonymous September 21, 2003

jackson nj 

Home of Great Adventure, known by bennys in the tri state area as "Six Flags" A Short drive to Belmar, Seaside, Pt. Pleasant, and Avon. It is a one hour drive to NYC and Philly. More importantly, it is home to hicks and teenage stoners. With emphasis on teenage stoners, that smoke weed while driving down major roads, and get busted on a weekly basis.
"yo lets smoke this blunt on 571 in jackson nj, maybe the cops wont notice me taking a hit"
jackson nj by J*town Girl June 11, 2006

Luisa Jackson 

The most amazing person in the world, she dont give a fuck at all about what people think and everyone likes her because shes so god damn funny! Luisa is amazing and is fun to hang out with, she likes to let loose and just be chill with people. If you get in her face, say goodbye!
Luisa Jackson: Hey guys
Group: LUISA!!! omg it is you
Luisa Jackson by swimmerrr212 March 30, 2009

jack daniels

Sour Whiskey. Served in posh nightclubs and iffy dives around the world. Known for its strong taste, offer it to teenyboppers and watch them retch, convulse, and pass out.
Jack daniels is the only good thing to come out of Tennessee.
Al Gore: Hey! That hurts my feelings, I'm going to go cry on the cover of Rolling Stone, with my horrible, horrible nipples exposed for all the world to see; I really want to be president.
jack daniels by bobdole September 7, 2003

Jack Sparrow 

The act of snorting a line of cocaine mixed with gunpowder while drinking straight up rum. Usually results in an exploding head.
Guy #1: Dude, try this. It's called a Jack Sparrow.
Guy #2: Oookay. *sniff-chug* BLAAAGHAHAHAHABWEHAAGGHH *head explodes*
Jack Sparrow by shoelessloons September 19, 2010