Big fat cock in human form

The dude with the big fat cock that you fuck and tell yourself "It's not just the big fat cock" but come on; it's the big fat cock. Look, you are trained from a young age to lie and say "No. It's other things. Stuff other than big floppy ding dongs matter to me". But it doesn't. It's just the huge thick dick. 100%. You can admit it. We're in your mental mind right now so it will be out little secret. It's the big fat cock. It feels good in your puasy and really all you care about is getting the giant robust shlong inside of you. I know it. You know it. Why pretend? Well, obviously, because men without big fat cocks will stop giving you thing and doing things for you islf you actually admit to what you believe (Which is that men without big fat cocks are inferior). Why is this so? Because subconsciously you want to pass on traits to your kids that will increase the likelihood of reproduction. A big fat cock means women will throw themselves at your son and his reproduction will be assured. So you fuck the massive girthy meat kabob. Regardless of the situation. No relationship required. And then you lie about it. But not to yourself. That's the problem with lying. You can't do it to yourself.

Who's that?

My big fat cock in human form.

by Hym Iam November 28, 2020

humane

anything done, thought about, or pertaining to humans

slavery is humane, yet unethical.

by poopoo1000 May 13, 2005

human wax

after oral sex, ejaculating in someones hair and saying you didn't mean it

oh no i am rally sorry, look what i've done

by tek July 25, 2003

humanshi

humanshis who can go by manshi, or munchy, or other stuff is the hottest, cutest, prettiest little lady in all of america and other parts of the world that dont matter. when people look at her, their eyes bleed cause their so jealous. i guess people cant handle someone being that god damn hott. People with this name, are the hottest things to walk planet earth. Sometimes they are believed to be unhuman because of their extreme beauty. everyone loves her, especially people named TORI<3 and other people, but definitely not as much as tori. when shes older shes gonna marry tori, and have 18 kids and maybe they'll have a four some with some hotties, if anyones good enough, which is practically impossible due to the hottness of humanshi.

That girl is fucking beautiful/gorgeous/pretty/other words meaning pretty. She must be a humanshi.

Hey whos that girl toris with, it must be humanshi.

My eyes are bleeding, there must be a humanshi in the room.

by tori is so omg. May 21, 2009

Human Suitcase

When you pull around a midget on rollerskates that wears all your clothes.

Stefon: If you want a great Valentines Day you dont even need to leave the house, just give the person a romantic Valentine's Day gift.

Seth: You mean like a box of chocolates?

Stefon: No, like human suitcases.

by youssss March 2, 2011

Human Suitcase

As Stefon (SNL) says, it's that thing of when a midget on rollerskates wears all of your clothes and you pull them through an airport. It's a great gift for Valentine's Day.

Adam: I'm going to get Katie human suitcase for Valentine's Day. She'll love it!

Eric: What???

by Tiffany&Co March 4, 2011

Humanity.

Humanity: Yes, a big word! Humanity contains all, i suspect, living human beings that inhibit and "protect" the world and it's neighbouring stones, rocks and other elements, as well.

We "the people" have been naming them "planets" for some time now.

In this context "we the people" i do mean all people, if you have a thing for horses, animals, things or places, than this doesn't make you a rock or a horse or even a piece of soap, it is still, i know unbelievable, but it doesn't make you something other than human. You may like horses, you may like soap, but rest asured you shall never be soap!
So yes, if it was something you have done, you might try to blame the tree in a poetic manner or seek to stone a piece of soap but that's all there is to it.

"Humanity. By trees i think you mean your family? I thought so. Keep Coloring."

"No, not a sea mammal, no, can't eat it, i know it sounds like ham, "humanity."

by good attention September 3, 2013