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Dirty Goat

When a man desires his partner sit on his face after a bowl movement, and cleanse their area with his beard.
He wallowed in the dirty goat she had given him as her thick fecal matter permeated his gray goatee painting it a rich brown masterpiece.
Dirty Goat by Synaptic4Play March 20, 2021
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The goat 

Swag's mom is The goat
The goat by omega0926 March 22, 2021

Johnny Goat 

Distant cousin of the “Billy Goat”. Johnny Goats are extremely agile creatures and use their front hooves exceptionally well. Native to the streets of Youngstown, Ohio. Diet primarily consists of poultry
The Johnny Goat was arrested for TUI, trotting under the influence.

Sus Goat 

A goat that acts extremely suspicious because it follows people and isn't seen doing any tasks. It could either be the impostor, or it could be innocent... just really, REALLY suspicious.
Ryuko: What's that goat doing over there standing next to the garbage?

Mario: Ryuko, the goat isn't taking out the trash! It's acting pretty sus, so I'd say that this is a Sus Goat!

Ryuko: ...are you that obsessed with Among Us?
Sus Goat by Larry The Traitor April 18, 2021

Discount Goat 

In the old days, the goat was known as a mammal, part of the Bovidae family. In modern days, the goat has evolved into the abbreviation, greatest of all time. When one is asked if they are a goat during a game of Valorant, they are wondering if you are a skilled and valuable player. If you do not possess these qualities, you are known as a discount goat. This means you are the goat at the farm that no individual wishes to own and will send to the slaughterhouse to become a nice stew.
tohubohu #7677 is so good at Valorant, unlike da boss #7058, who is a discount goat.

Funne goat haha 

Hehe funne goat is funne
person hehe funne goat haha
everyone else hehe funne goat