God fuck

Can be used to kick things up a notch anywhere the phrases "God damn/ed" or "God damn it" might normally be used. Note that the "God fuck" equivalent to "god damn/ed" is "God fucking", not "GOd fucked".
God fuck it, I hit my hand with the god fucking hammer!
by Sir Loin du Boeuf July 24, 2003
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wrath of god

a powerful magic: the gathering card that destroys every creature in play, including your own.

wrath of god has been included in every core magic set since alpha edition in 1993 and is a staple of control decks that run white.

considered the ultimate white card by many, wrath of god has become a tradition in magic core sets and may truly never leave the standard format.
the control player tapped out on turn four and asked his opponent, "wrath of god?"

his opposer nodded, scooped up his three creatures and placed them into his graveyard.
by mike mihealsick November 06, 2007
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God chills

Whenever you are reading Scripture, hearing a message, worshiping, or when God is speaking to you at anytime. "It's like getting the goosebumps feeling, but without the goosebumps!"
I was singing really loud at Overflow, and I got the God chills!
by Darzes meat December 06, 2010
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God dog it

Instead of saying God damn it, or anything similar to that God dog it is a better thing to say
God dog it your getting on my nerves, I dropped my paper God dog it, You woke me from my sleep God dog it
by Kaylee lots April 01, 2023
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Bored God

Someone who is extremely good at a certain game playing it "casually," when in reality they are doing astounding moves or maneuvers.
A Bored God plays Tetris.
I'm getting dumpstered by this guy in online game and he looks like he's about to fall asleep. He must be a Bored God.
by SilentSong September 29, 2019
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Staunch God

A staunch god is a person or living being from Australia and more generally Sydney that thinks they are the biggest eshay that ever lived. However, everyone knows that real staunch gods are pelicans.
Get the fuck way from me I'm a fuckin staunch god you peasant
by MEEEEMES July 25, 2018
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God cock

when God fucks you in your asshole without warning and without lube
Stef: Shenae got god cocked last week her girl fucked her dad
shemar: damn really
by Brokebitch November 30, 2019
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