Flabintocious

The act of having a super fat chode with rolls the size of uranus. then ragingly cleaning them with a toilet scrubber. and when it feels sooooooo good, you literally shit through your ears.

can you believe Dustin and Sloan Flabintocious themselves everynight!!!!

by dustsloan August 2, 2011

Flacing

The act of flexing your face muscles when a projectile is approaching the gravitational pull of your face

She was juggling the remotes and I couldn't help but flace because she basically threw It at me, Its okay though she caught it.

She pretend to helping, then she stop and laughing at me cause I was flacing in a funny way

by Rotten_Pancakes September 2, 2011

famine padding

The fat found on a fat human being.

Harvey had gained a lot of weight. Maybe he thinks it is famine padding for an upcoming food shortage?

by Teratogen September 29, 2013

Flamming Pineapple

A sexual term with very specific details starting with pouring Extreme Hot Wing sauce into a womans vagina, & packing diced pineapples into her anal cavity. (that's step one) Step two: Walk to your front porch. Step three: slap that bitch as hard as you can saying "you really think I was going to fuck that?" Step four: slam your door & make sure you lock up. Step five: Enjoy:) Watch her walk away in pain & agony as you gracefully sip you're tea.

Colton: Dude! I totally gave that chick a flamming pineapple!
Elliott: ehw.. she'll have fun explaining that to her parents!

by homeenMoinMemeMoin! January 13, 2015

Flacing

Ejaculating on to a woman's face just above the eyebrow so that semen drips down and makes a lace like structure on her face.

Rebecca likes Harry but isn't too fond of flacing because it ruins her makeup.

by Dr. Wolfdick August 22, 2016

Flacing

The result of a man ejaculating on a woman's face above the eyebrow and semen dripping down, making a lace-like structure. face semen lace ejaculation

Rebecca got flacing on her when she had a rendezvous with Bill.

by Dr. Wolfdick August 20, 2016

flamming mexican

1. Similar to a boilermaker, but using Mexican beer and tequila.
2. A homosexual Mexican.
3. A Mexican who failed to escape a burning building.

1. I'd like a Flamming Mexican.
2. Who does he think he is? He was s such a Flamming Mexican.
3. Jose was fast but not fast enough. Rest In Peace Jose.

by Target practice January 18, 2017