coffeeopathy

Consumption of small amounts of coffee for good health
as in homeopathy.

People keep telling me that too much coffee is bad for you, so I just practice coffeeopathy once a day before lunch.

by MrMagnesium January 23, 2013

coffeestart

The process of having a fix of caffeine before being able to start a functional day.

I will begin answering my emails as soon as I get my coffeestart.

by TONGUEJOY March 23, 2013

coffeedub

going to someones home with coffee and a doobie.

First coined in Welland ON, Canada

"Coffeedub?" "ya buddy"

"I could go for a coffeedub right now."

"Coffeedub after work?"

by theallansmithy January 17, 2014

coffeeshopping

The act of going to coffee shops while performing work that makes one fee like a functioning, productive human. (Work may include, but is not limited to, school work, big kid job work, shopping on Etsy, etc.)

Person 1: What are your plans for today?

Person 2: I'm going coffeeshopping; I need to finish studying for tomorrow's midterm.

by Samthenotsowise November 12, 2014

Coffeecrack jew

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.

I love coffee, I'm a coffee jeweler. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffeecrack jew , just kidding.

Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee beaner nation.

Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.

by Equal crack October 2, 2016

Coffeeeeeeeeejelly

One of the best or swaggy tiktokers out there

1. Yeah, i literally coffeeeeeeeeejelly on the entire platform
2. There are so many people out yhere that are so coffeeeeeeeeejelly. Weird right?

by Baldie•pika May 3, 2021

coffeetho

Shortened word for “coffee though”. Used to describe ones admiration and gratitude for a quality coffee.

“Good to see you bro, it’s been awhile...” *sips coffee* “...wow, coffeetho!!!”

by Your Grayness May 18, 2021