cleaning yourself

another word for beating your meat; jerking off

the people on omegle are always cleaning themselves/cleaning yourself

by Urmomistripplegaylmao December 11, 2020

Clean

The opposite of dirty. It can mean several other things than just "free from dirt." It can mean good looking, off alcohol or drugs, eating healthier, etc. Clean can mean almost anything that is the opposite of bad. The keyword is almost, check on google or something if you don't know whether your definition is right.

"That counter is so clean!"
"That suit is clean, bro"
"I've been clean for a few weeks now"
"I've been eating clean for 3 months, and I don't even like the taste of burgers anymore."

by kermit37 December 20, 2020

Cleaned My Clock

When a Woman takes your soul from you with fellatio and leaves nothing In your scrotum! Completely Empty

Man the way she “Cleaned My Clock” I think I’m in love or something close to it

by King Renzo January 22, 2021

Cleaned

Past tense for the word clean.

"Yeah, I just cleaned this room on my own, no big deal"

by Charles Alfred Ywnlyn January 24, 2021

cleanerest

When you clean something to the utmost tweaker level!

My chain is the cleanerest it's ever been!

by Ramabruhsta January 30, 2021

Cleansing the Palate

It is what the woman must do sometime after pooping in order to next make herself presentable for sex by taking a shower.

Cleansing the Palate: after eating spicy Mexican food all night, Sally had to cleanse the palate before her boyfriend came over for a booty call.

by theeaglesfan69 December 25, 2020

Cleanup on Aisle 2

The godawful mess after unprepared anal sex.

I thought anal was as simple as lube and consent, but the mess! Holy shit! Cleanup on Aisle 2!

by BadBadBadBadBadBadBoy January 6, 2021