chode man

when some one has a littel cock that is not appealing

small cock and chode man

by faggot dude February 22, 2010

Chode

1. Well my friend said a chode is a dick but i dont think it is cuz my friend is like RETARDEEED *DURRR* So the OBVIOUS definition is obviously 2 men scissoring for whatever reason they would do such a thing.

2. I JUST DONT GIVE A FUCK MAN.

1. Bro1:WHOA BRO! saw some chicks scissoring n thought id try it too!

Bro 2: SICK IDEA BRO!

2. I SAY THIS DEFINITION OF CHODE IZ BEST AND YOU DO TOO!

by Good Knowledge November 11, 2009

Chaydent

The energy of the universe that lies within us all. when it consumes us. even in the slightest of ways, it lets us know that we are unified. When it stimulates our senses to a climactic euphoria.

A man said to his brothers wife: what a chaydent form of love that we shared last night. a mind blowing chaydence that invoked my spirit.

by Ravenateher February 7, 2010

chode glazing

when a man waits for his jizz to glaze over his chode and then has a women lick it off

brett: hey spencer check it out im chode glazing
spencer: sick dude can i taste it!

by bal_zak March 8, 2010

chode smasher

A chode smasher is when somebody throws a base-ball bat into your chode. This causes immense pain and makes you cry instantly or your chode burst releasing a lot of cum and blood.

Boy1: Yesterday i threw a base-ball bat into that guys chode.
Boy2: holy shit! you chode smasher!! what happened?
Boy1: his chode burst and he cried.

by theguidencetolife. June 3, 2010

chode features

someone who is very fat/obese and their face is wider in length than it is long.

OMG look at "smithys" chode features!

by helen chode smith January 2, 2011

chode roasting

The act of quickly and violently shooting out another team in paintball, turning out with tournament markers against new kids with rentals.

Dude, we're going chode roasting at the Wednesday Night Fights after the Big Game, you down?

by g4ll4g January 13, 2011