brown surf

surfing the Web while on the toilet

We need to move the wireless AP closer to the bathroom, so I can brown surf. wifi toiletbrownsurf

by hiflyndethdefyn1 November 4, 2014

brown banshee

the act of anal sex while the male screams at their partner. Variations- Accidental Brown banshee occurs when the male slips out during coitus and accidentally inserts into anus causing the female to do the screaming. Dirty Brown Banshee- the male screams curse words during anal sex.

Cole screamed as loud as he could while he and his girlfriend Lori had anal sex, he enjoyed it so much he decided to call the act the brown banshee and tell all of his friends to try it.

by drthunder9000 November 3, 2013

Brown Toad

A slang term for genital warts.

After my last one night stand, I caught the brown toad.

by Roy Blanteep November 26, 2013

brown squirt

When a male drops a load in the toilet while jerking off

Dude, you've been in the bathroom for 20 minutes! Finish your brown squirt and let's go!

by MRizzle December 19, 2013

hush browns

When you poop really quietly

"Hey did you even do anything in there?"
"Yeah I made hush browns"

by lellile April 1, 2015

Brown Lung

A lethal disease that develops from eating too much ass. The inside of the lungs becomes coated in a brown, shit like substance. There is no known cure.

Poor Andre. After years of eating his wife's ass, the brown lung finally caught up to him. His funeral is Saturday.

by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 8, 2015

Brown toasting

Having sex while having a stomach bug and losing your bowels upon then after reaching completion.

Man: "Let's have sex."
Woman: "Ewww no, you don't feel well, and I don't want you brown toasting me!"

by Mewcatgo August 11, 2015