brown gopher 

yet ANOTHER name for a gay person

Dude1:"dude, my brother is such a brown gopher"
Dude2:"omg i know!"

brown gopher by EmmyV October 23, 2005

brown raisen 

an arsehole, preferably a woman's

She let me put it in her brown raisen last night.

brown raisen by djdankkerskanker January 11, 2008

Brown Lips Bret 

He is an extreme ass kisser, the most heinous of all. His sole purpose in life is to kiss chocolate starfish or blow any upper management at the drop of a hat. He resides in Witchita, KS but been spotted in St Louis, MO

Man get a load of Brown Lips Bret workin his magic! Whose ass will he kiss when he's the CEO?????

Brown Lips Bret by brown lips January 15, 2008

brown coalminer 

a homosexual male

the victim realised his abuser was a brown coalminer

brown coalminer by noshitsherlock! February 22, 2009

Brown Treasure 

Poop.

My brown treasure's on it's way. Bringin' peace and relief to me today hey.

Brown Treasure by Wolfy von Otterslap December 1, 2009

brown walmart 

A brown walmart is when a girl kisses a smiley face off of another girl's ass. The smiley face should be drawn to resemble that of the wal-mart "smiley" and drawn with feces using the tip of a penis that was just removed from the girl's anus.

"So, I was in a threesome and the girl got shit on my dick, but it's okay because I made her sister clean up the brown walmart."

brown walmart by #sysadmins December 2, 2009

brown-noer 

A girl who refuses to have anal sex. She has either tried it in the past and hated it, or just finds it revolting. There is no convincing a brown-noer otherwise and will not change her mind.

My girlfriend is a brown-noer, but at least shes got a great pussy!

brown-noer by chinkytownner January 15, 2010