baked goods

A slang term for a vagina.

"I hate cats but I love baked goods!"

by DrSpellChecker July 4, 2009

shake and bake

it is when you masturbate/jerkoff untill you are about to cum/climax and then you put yur penis inside of a womens vaina and make sure she gets pregnate. there for you shake (jerk off) and bake (her being pregnante and baking the baby in the womb... lol)

fuck off with the example... and go shake and bake as soon as possible

by adin butler and justin uglem December 3, 2011

bake

to have sex or fuck a girl.

Yoooo i was over dat smut bitch crib last nite.
Did u bake nigga?
What u think she a whore. lol

by Tyre And Brandon- crestmont April 21, 2007

easy bake oven

when you fart in a pillow case, and you put it over your friends (or partners) head.

Yo man when craig was sleeping, we gave him the easy bake oven

by Matt Wig July 31, 2006

Baked bads

Any vegan pastry or bread.

When Julie brought in cookies I was so excited, then when I tasted them I found out they were baked bads.

by AAday May 27, 2010

bakers shit

a shit so thick and creamy that if squeezed through a pastry bag it could decorate a cake.

dude, I just took a 5 star bakers shit

by squid_x January 11, 2021

Bake Banana Muffins

Slang for smoking weed. A poor excuse for recreational marijuana smoking.

Mom: "What have you been doing it's nearly midnight?!"

Pot head son: "Uhhhhhhh.... me and some friends wanted to.. bake banana muffins, so it took awhile."

by Upsidedowncakefiend September 15, 2010