by Ryan Childs Omak November 20, 2025
Get the Ryan Childs mug.a soul entity discized as a wooden chair that its only purpose in this reality is to lure and confine childern to be scrambled and ingested into the entity to reproduce and create exact coipes of itself. This entity will only exist in you lonesome reality once you learn of its exact intent which I have stated in the past paragraph.
Child: Mum, why is there a chair sitting outside my window?
Mother: Son we need to go now it could be the Child Snatcher
Son: What's that?
Mother: No time to explain we need to go now.
Mother: Son we need to go now it could be the Child Snatcher
Son: What's that?
Mother: No time to explain we need to go now.
by you must run chilld run now April 25, 2023
Get the Child Snatcher mug.A person made by the almighty God and is happy to admit it. Someone who walks knowing that they are loved and has a firm foundation.
Person: Why are you so joyful and not afraid
Person: Because I know Im a child of God and that He is with me in my darkest times
Person: Because I know Im a child of God and that He is with me in my darkest times
by BlessedGirly December 20, 2023
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Get the Child mug.A child/kid who from a young age starts exercising a sport. The choice to start this sport is not coming from the adolescent but from the parents. The sport is not exercised as a hobby, but instead the child is treated as an investment. It gets trained until it reaches a high level (close to professional, but because of physical limitations not entirely). The kid is crowned a prodigy and hailed at by the masses. Although the child is now famous within the sport community and frequently wins competitions;
1. It has absolute no personality as a person
2. It has absolute no personality within the sport (not the passion of the child but rather of the parents)
3. It has zero academic schooling since it only practised the sport
The sole reason for his athletic skill was fulled by the ego of the parents that are living their ideal sports career through their child.
People often immediately start calling these children heaven sent, although any person who started training from a very young age (three to four years of age) could have reached that level.
1. It has absolute no personality as a person
2. It has absolute no personality within the sport (not the passion of the child but rather of the parents)
3. It has zero academic schooling since it only practised the sport
The sole reason for his athletic skill was fulled by the ego of the parents that are living their ideal sports career through their child.
People often immediately start calling these children heaven sent, although any person who started training from a very young age (three to four years of age) could have reached that level.
Jeff: Wow did you see that new skating prodigy from Japan? He's so talented!
Paul: That's simply a factory child. Probably never had something else under his feet since he was born.
Jeff: Damn
Paul: That's simply a factory child. Probably never had something else under his feet since he was born.
Jeff: Damn
by problygonebytomorrow November 14, 2022
Get the factory child mug.One partner in a committed relationship that is incapable or unwilling to carry their fair share of the burdens in the relationship: to whit, child rearing; child pick-up/drop-off; household chores; caring for elderly parents; grocery shopping etc. etc. Thereby, making themselves an unfair burden on the capable partner in the relationship. The functional equivalent of another child.
Friend #1
I'd love to go to Happy Hour with you. BUT my Husband took the afternoon off to play Golf, so I have have to pick up both kids, go to the store AND cook dinner.
Friend #2
He's such a Peer Child
I'd love to go to Happy Hour with you. BUT my Husband took the afternoon off to play Golf, so I have have to pick up both kids, go to the store AND cook dinner.
Friend #2
He's such a Peer Child
by ATX-DUDE July 16, 2009
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