turf

(n.) The region between one's balls and butthole. See also gooch taint.

Man, my turf stinks of shit.

by D Squeezy February 9, 2005

Turnford

I middle grounds were you’re more from the ends of Cheshunt then the snobby Broxbourne settings. HRC is a big attraction if this middle ground and the young gs run these ends. Go any closer to the Chevy ends of Wormley u might be abit lost though.

Mandem: eyo b were u from still
Gyal: Turnford baby
Mandem: is is that near Broxbourne?
Gyal: no no no it’s more towards Cheshunt
Mandem: ah Ite I’ll treck to Tirnford easy den

by 2savggc March 25, 2019

turnerous leech infestant

(noun) the host of a turner leech. though in most cases the turner becomes so attached to the host that it depends upon it entirely and does whatever he/she says whenever they say it. like a bitch in a way!

"haha you are a turnerous leech infestant now what are you gonna do punk??"
"probably make him clean my shoes dude!!!"

by dan is my slave!! May 6, 2003

turfmonster

a person who dominates out on the soccer field, with many skills that their peers are very jealous of, and from a viewing point is way better then everyone else, and grabs everyones attention. she also is very attractive

woah look at that girl she is a turfmonster!

by sammy9298 June 12, 2005

turf heed

Someone who is an idiot, prefferably with ginger hair, but can refer to all.

" haha look at that turf heed! "

by Bmxer_kid666 April 29, 2006

Turnchapel

The fucking coolest game of cybersex and fun.

Clive and Emma played Turnchapel and it ended up OK

by The Mamma with Quan December 11, 2007

Turfunction

Verb: Happens when an infielder (baseball) leaps for a fly ball in the outfield with the results of a missed pop-up.

Dude, did you see that turfunction Lopez did against the Giants?

by Wreaking_Havok April 11, 2008