Drain the Swamp

The phrase attributed to Donald Trump describing the United States of America's democratic system before he became president, before eventually revealing himself to be the Swamp!

Hey do you remember when Trump said he'd drain the Swamp?
Yeah, except he can't because he IS the Swamp!

by Boychi January 9, 2021

Drain the Swamp

The act of taking a shit in a shower and observing your fecal matter mix with the water to form a sludge around your feet, before being sucked down the drain.

Ah girl, I just really had to shit while I was showering and couldn't wait, hope you don't mind I had to drain the swamp!

by ConstipatedCloaca April 10, 2021

Green Mountain Swamp Hunt

While taking a rowboat through the southern marshes of Lake Champlain, bend a mud cricket over the bow of the boat and fuck her while snorting maple syrup off her back. The goal is to shoot as many muskrats as possible before nutting

Man, I took the ol' lady on a Green Mountain Swamp Hunt yesterday. Ethan Allen would be so proud

by Endlessecho May 17, 2021

sugar the swamp

The act of cumming in someone’s ass, removing the cum with a syringe, then putting it into a food dehydrator and and turning it into a powder and sprinkling it back onto someone’s vagina.

dude after all of the prep work with Jane I was finally able to sugar the swamp last night.

by anonymous August 1, 2021

Honey on the swamp

When two overweight burly bear men slather themselves in maple syrup and wrestle naked.

How much where tickets to go see the honey on the swamp show.

by Zynonn January 8, 2022

Boulder Highway Swamp Cooler

On a hot day, when sweat has accumulated down your ass crack, you drop your pants slightly and have someone blow air straight down your cheeks causing an evaporative cooler effect resulting an immediate drop in body temperature.

Tom was getting close to having a heat stroke so he had Tammy hook him up with a Boulder Highway Swamp Cooler to cool him off.

by John Baggins June 18, 2022

Breeding like swamp rats

They breed us in to a ghetto Human population that can no longer support an independent middle class home. They filled the homes with their swamp rat spawn. Now their kids and us live in stacked apartments eating and shitting on top of one another. No land to grow food, paying off the sins of swamp rats with taxes and rent, making life hard for everyone.

Clint Eastwood - how many swamp rats can you fit in one home? They are breeding like swamp rats.

by Universe completion January 27, 2023