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German shower 

The act of defecating a violent stream of diarrhea onto the head/face of another or oneself*.

The german showerer's anus plays the part of the shower faucet while the showeree enjoys** the hot fecal material enrobing his/her visage.

*see tub girl

**It is quite often the showeree does not in fact enjoy this.
"One day I consumed 3 gallons of spicey chili and went and annihilated my girlfriend's face with a violent torrent of jalapeno pepper laced excrement. She quite enjoyed the German shower but the jalapeno peppers-not so much."
German shower by Bukkake Gargler January 5, 2005
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Brown Shower

The act of shitting out diarrhea into a tube connected to a lawn sprinkler. Then having someone take a showing during the act of kindness.
I'm very happy Liam gave me a brown shower yesterday.
Brown Shower by MrFuntime11 November 14, 2016

Roman shower 

yuchies!!.. a sexual turn-on for some freaky-deaky shittos where you vomit on your partner after sex!
ok..ok.. I give up.
see emetophilia, but that's a different kittle of 'fish'..* barfs*
Roman shower by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

Blue Shower

The dumping of the septic tank of a moving tour bus on a following vehicle.
"Dave Mathews' bus gave a blue shower to an unsuspecting boat in Chicago."

"A car cut off the tour bus on the freeway so the driver gave it a blue shower."
Blue Shower by ozomatli October 11, 2008

Tadpole Shower 

If you have been ejaculated on, you have been caught in a tadpole shower.
My boyfriend was doing me from behind, but then he pulled out and gave me a tadpole shower. It was awesome.
Tadpole Shower by partywee February 28, 2011

Toxic Shower

The act of showering in the lingering filth of a freshly laid shit that you forgot to flush before you hopped in the shower. Hence making the shower experience extremly toxic.
Person 1: "Man, i got in the shower with a massive dump still in the crapper"
Person 2: "Yeh, i can tell, your still glowing green from that 'toxic shower'"
Toxic Shower by HeychJayEss October 30, 2011

Jucket Shower 

When a jucket has a hole on his roof, covered by a tarp. When it rains, uncle dad and aunt mom usually take off the tarp and stand naked in whatever room of the house and get clean. If they want a hot shower, they light a match and hold it up to the hole.
Look at all those tarps mom, some juckets getting a jucket shower today!
Jucket Shower by jucketman August 10, 2012