snuffolufagus

To Buy something and never sell

Bitcoin is a snuffolufagus

by asdfefsdfef May 14, 2025

Snuffling for Truffles

The act of placing your your face between the arse checked of a big bottomed girl (who may or may not make the rocking world go around) and employing a vigorous tongue action to mine for nutty truffles.

May also be combined with the act of rewinding her clock

The rock chick bent over a bit too far, it took all his mental strength to not go Snuffling for Truffles rigjt then and there.

by Flappy Giblets June 21, 2025

Snuffleupagus

While partaking in the insuffolation of a controlled substance as a group, that rude individual who mercilessly snorts up way more than their fair portion, leaving the remaining participants with very little to enjoy.

"Well..there was plenty on the plate, until snuffleupagus here had to show us how it's done."

by Muz-therfuker September 2, 2025

Snufflecuck

A man who is a voyeur, and who agrees to be cuckolded by his wife, who later cries when watching his wife having intercourse with the other man; used as an insult for insecure men.

Dude, did you hear about Henry?

Yeah, that voyeur?

Yeah, he was cucked by his wife, and he started crying like halfway through!

Haha, what a snufflecuck!

by Pandaphile December 2, 2025

mister snuffleupagus

1. noun. Reffering to the Jim Henson character from Sesame Street. Any person often reffered to and talked about by a single person or small group of people, but who has yet to actually show up anywhere that you and/or most people you know have ever been, often creating doubt as to whether this person actually exists.

2. adjective. Having charachteristics of someone often reffered to and/or talked about, but who one has never met or never seems to actually be present, and possibly may not even exist.

1. Alexis has been talking about her boyfriend Byran for over a month, but I think he's a "Mister Snuffleupagus".

2. I think this guy you keep talking about who supposedly has the best shit in town for cheap is totally Mister Snuffleupagus, dude.

by Christopher J Olsen September 10, 2006

Wet Snuffs

Similar to a wet willie, but it's the process of licking your knuckles, and punching your target.

Dude! You gave me a wet willie! That's nasty! Here comes the Wet Snuffs you little bitch!

by WetSnuffedZACH April 22, 2010

Muff Snuffing

The female version of "Cock Blocking." When a girl is trying to get it in with a guy/girl but someone keeps interupting/delaying the process or eventually "snuffing" the situtation all together.

Teresa was trying to get laid last night and Kassandra totally was "muff snuffing" her at the party....bitch.

by teresa.is.a.slut August 6, 2011