You know how monkeys can lift 4000 pounds? And retarded people have twice the strength of a normal person? Wellimagine the stregth a retarded monkey has.
Colman: "How did that monkey just throw that car?!"
Laura: "Well it has downs so it has retarded monkey strength. Get rid of that banana."
Midnight retardation happens in the late hours of the night when you are so tired that you can't think of anything meaningful to say, so you just talk about bulshit topics all night with the homies.
You can't fully explain midnight retardation, but everyone's felt it once in their life.
Retarded duck syndrome is a disease that affects both body and mind. Its main targets are teenage girls, but adolescent figures and the elderly may suffer this as well. The first signs of this disease is duck lip poses in pictures with your friends. It then eventually moves on to duck-lip selfies as well. These photos are then posted to online sites such as facebook and twitter.Eventually, the disease begins to control you and eventually, you turn into a retarded duck.
"Hey, look at that duck splashing around in the pond."
"Oh, that's just Rebecca. She got retarded duck syndrome from posting too many pictures on facebook."
Someone who constantly repeats the same lame joke they've already told you 3,000 million times before, expecting that the 3,001 millionth time you're bound to laugh.
Retarded Monkey Fuck: Hey, what's brown and sticky?
Other Guy: I don't know, jackass. Why don't you tell me?
Retarded Monkey Fuck: A stick! Haha!
Other Guy: I'm so glad I have zoloft...