Krabby Patty

A vagina with knots of hair and has dirty dingleberries.

Jordan has that Krabby Patty

by Chickennn Patty February 1, 2018

shitty pitty

Menial, mundane, and with subpar results

I have to get back to my f***ing shitty pitty job.

by MrrrrD May 24, 2018

Krabby Patty

When you’re too pussy to finger a girl so you just feel her genitals through her clothing.

He was so scared his new girlfriend was on her period, so instead he just gave her a krabby patty.

by Whiteness143 June 14, 2018

international petty day

When someone like Monika who is very petty goes all out this day

International petty day-

Since you won’t let me win I’m going to dye my hair pink

by tommy69696969 June 19, 2018

St Patty Matty

A term used to perfectly describe the state of being absolutely fucked due to festivities, excessive drinking, and over the top celebrations on the holiday known as St Patrick's Day

“Dude I was as smashed as St Patty Matty” / “I pulled an St Patty Matty last night and couldn’t make it to my bed “

by princessej March 26, 2018

Have pitty on my cock you fucks.

A last try for empathy, after nothing else has worked.

Professor: The chalkboard behind me shows all you need to know.
Andrew: What the fuck is that?
Jason: Seriously we dont know what the fuck your talking about.
Professor: Have pitty on my cock you fucks.

by Gregor111 July 18, 2018

Winnie Petty

When that relative (like your auntie) has no business being as ignorant as they are. Ignorance that demands a refund on one's earned degree program.

Chile, I cannot believe that heifer did all that...she was being "Winnie Petty".

by Mochahuney July 20, 2018