Spite-package

After the course of a breakup the other person may demand you send them small inexpensive trinkets of the relationship back. For example: soap, a soap dispenser, cheap shampoo, floss. It's even further enhanced when the package must be mailed due to a long distance breakup. Usually the case when the other person is going to great lengths make the other miserable.

Erin: you better send me the rest of my bathroom items or I will write a letter to your mom.
Dave: whatever
Erin: what do you mean whatever?!
Dave: mailed your spite-package, that'll be $10.99 for shipping.

Spite-package by Sundown XT June 27, 2014

Cabbage Packing 

When a man packs his penis inside a cabbage patch doll and after he ejaculates he pulls out and cooks the baby doll in the microwave and eats it.

After a long day of work lonely Mike preformed Cabbage Packing to relieve some stress.

Cabbage Packing by Luvbbbb May 27, 2015

fanny packer 

A person(s) who packs things in their ass like a fanny pack

Pretty sure that guy Bobby is a fanny packer

fanny packer by Theslippyone November 19, 2017

glitter packet 

Used for a G (gram) of Marijuana

Serena: “Hey becky, i have 10 dollars, do you have a glitter packet on you?”

Becky: “Yeah i’ll sell you the glitter packet after class.”

glitter packet by Serena Watson February 13, 2018

Todd Packer

Everyone’s favorite jerk/pervert from The Office. He has a bad influence on Michael Scott, who loves him. However, everyone else is still salty at him for lacing their cupcakes

Todd Packer! Stop humping Michael while he’s under the desk!

Todd Packer by Owuhpug July 6, 2018

working on a package

Getting drunk.

Lady, leave me alone! I'm sitting here at the brewery working on a package.

working on a package by Beatrix_hanzo March 30, 2016

package stalking 

When one constantly presses the refresh button on an online package tracking website to know up to the minute info on his or her package's delivery

Sorry I forgot to call you on your birthday mom. I fell asleep package stalking my sham-wow

package stalking by Joon Joon August 27, 2011