monkey job 

An expression of credulity or moderate odium towards an object or person, typically unrelated to primates and/or occupations

You dumbass monkey job, get it right next time before I sodomize you with a hedge trimmer.

monkey job by Sir H4x May 18, 2003

Monkey Tennis 

The holy fucking grail

Its Monkey fucking Tennis what do you want a diagram you cunt?

Monkey Tennis by J January 9, 2004

Monkey Whore 

Monkey Whore (adj)

a description used to describe a woman/ girl who makes out with facialy disaranged people.

Chloe kissed his huge, huge lips.

she fell in love with his extra-ordinary chin.

Monkey Whore by Luke June 18, 2004

monkey island

A really good series. At least the first two are great. The last two are awful!

MI1 and MI2 aren't crap. CMI an EMI disobeyed that!
From Guybrush's bad puns, at house of sticks: "Stick around, I'll see ya later"

monkey island by TIlover May 13, 2005

monkey poo

A phrase when mouthed to some one (your girl) looks like you are saying "i love you". When you finally get busted and she accuses you of lying, you can honestly say you didnt.

When you mouth (and make sure you dont utter a sound while you do this) this to your girl it appears as if you are telling her, "I love you."

"monkey poo" mouthed

monkey poo by David Sinfield September 23, 2007

Monkey-Dance 

An awkward uncoordinated "dance" performed with a white guy and a super hot celebrity singer.

What are you doing? Don't you know how to dance? You're doing a monkey-dance.

Monkey-Dance by anarsh March 12, 2009

monkey in a bush 

a Gay fag or a person that looks like a fag....

Tom: I met this guy today

Swan: O.K. i tel you you a Monkey in a bush

monkey in a bush by azula August 25, 2006