january 3

a day that your ex tells you how sorry they are and that they love you

girl: do you know what today is?

guy: January 3?
girl: yeah..

by lizz06 January 3, 2021

January 31st

ShayDay

January 31st is known as ShayDay which is a National Holiday signifying the last day of the first month of the new year. It’s also the best day of the year.

by plankyboo January 7, 2024

January 13

Brayden has to let us play Minecraft all day today no execptions.

Brwayden u stintin boomer it’s January 13th u have to play Minecraft.

by Bwayden is a Stinin Boomer January 13, 2021

No Porn January

Where you can't watch nor do actions of porn for the whole months of January

"Hey, Jerry I didn't do anything sexual all of January nor did I watch porn"

"Why, Larry tell me?"
"Because of No Porn January, it's a good healthy challenge that you should try sometime"

by AnRed McParlin September 8, 2021

January 15th

Send a scandalous pic day

Did yk it’s January 15th

by Hushmode69 January 15, 2021

22nd of January

Kirat has to be nice to Emily because it is her birthday.

On the 22nd of January - 'Emily your so cool and amazing!!!' says Kirat

by Inlovewithflorencepugh January 22, 2024

January 1st 2022

Ninja will floss again, at exactly 12 AM January 1st 2022, Mark my words, and when he will, you don't wanna know what happens...

Guy 1: "Hey, did you hear about January 1st 2022?
Guy 2 : "We don't talk about January 1st 2022"
Guy 1: "Yeah..."

by I am a shark December 17, 2021