January 9

If on January 9th you have someone who follows the criteria of :

Being offended by everything

Named Joel

Is a Femboy
Then, according to law (trust me), you are legally allowed to beat the shit out of them

God isn’t Joel getting offended like always today. Wait isn’t it January 9th, get him boys

by Tuff Golem>Sniffer January 2, 2023

January 21st

it's on the 21st, so it's blessed
any day on the 21st is blessed, especially 9/10/21

also it's my bday

guy: when's your birthday?
me: January 21st
guy: haha nice, it's B L E S S E D

by ✨real🤯 January 12, 2022

January 30

If you were born on this day congratulations!! You must be a chill type of person and the best person to meet, you're funny, a lil crazy but everyone likes that and most likely your loving and want respect from people. If you're into zodiacs than you're an Aquarius (basically the best sign out there) also I'm pretty sure you look better than the rest of your classmates and you can never be called ugly without it being called a lie .

Person: "Hey it's January 30!"

by .imurmom.com January 29, 2022

January 14

This is a day to throw anyone shorter than you in your friend group into a blender and drink their tasty flesh

It’s January 14 I’ve been waiting for this…

by TheFastestManAlive December 4, 2024

January 15

it’s national tell yo twin u luh dem day
tell yo twin you love them💯💕

January 15…
tyrone:i love you twin

keshia:i love you too

by …untitled January 14, 2022

January

who tf names a kid a month 💀

Person 1 - Bro, Annie named her kid January 💀
Person 2 - Bro 💀

by Depresso-Expresso April 4, 2022

January 12

In this day the most beautiful, smart and kind person was born, Rosnell, once you can truly see yourself being with for the rest of your life. He's the one you'd die for.

Rosnell is a guy who will probably be the most amazing person you will ever meet. He is intelligent, funny, sweet, caring and also my smile (which is very rare to see), could make the strongest of hearts melt. His music taste is amazing and i always know how to lighten the mood.

-Sup rosnell wanna shart

-Bro you're amazing, I'm glad you were born in January 12
-Bro January 12 is the birthday of a legend
my discord is Rosnell#2579

by ArthurThePro September 12, 2020