Internet 

And again, the Internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes. And if you don't understand those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and it's going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material.

I just the other day got, an internet was sent by my staff at 10 o'clock in the morning on Friday and I just got it yesterday. Why?

Because it got tangled up with all these things going on the internet commercially.

Internet by Senator Ted Stevens (R) March 15, 2007

Internet Truth 

Internet Truth = Lies. Internet Truth is all the BS people expect you to believe, but you hear so much of it you never know who to believe.

Chatroom guy 1: Hey I make 60,000 dollars a year and I drive a 2008 corvette.
Chatroom guy 2: Are you telling me the Internet Truth?

Internet Truth by kevmar October 16, 2007

Internet Grave-robbing 

When you decide to spend a day devoted to going onto old websites you used to use to delete all posts, updates, friends, and accounts.

You may decide to Internet Grave-rob because you are sick of that site, you have moved onto something else, or you don't want what you wrote years ago to come back to bite you in the butt.

Common feelings during IGR-ing are feelings of nostalgia, maybe happiness, depression, or laughing at how much of a general moron you used to be. All of these add to the reason why you should delete that crap.

I never use Myspace anymore, so I decided to IGR (Internet Grave-rob) it. It was quite rewarding.

Hey I'm bored, come over my house and we can go internet grave-robbing!

Internet Grave-robbing by PumaMania31 December 19, 2010

internetigence 

Measures how well one is able to quickly find information he or she is looking for from the internet.

Alice is able to find the most popular YouTube video faster than Bob because she exhibits a higher internetigence.

internetigence by Eigenhalo January 2, 2012

Internet 

Something we all need a serious break from.

"Isn't it ironic that the internet - that thing that contains almost all human knowledge - is somehow making us dumber?"

Internet by áutechre December 5, 2017

internet boy 

Chuy ugly ass

Hangin' out with that internet boy later.

internet boy by fatguy707 January 21, 2018

Internet Troll 

A term used to describe a person you disagree with on the basis that they won’t agree with you on a subject in which you use shaming language and dilute the actual meaning of an internet troll.

Jaimie is an internet troll or a troll because he says that there is no reason or necessity for feminism so I called him a troll in order to disregard anything he has to say and have everyone in this post excommunicated from the topic so claim I’ve won the argument as a means to shut him up and shame him for not thinking and agreeing with me.

Internet Troll by Spi latino June 28, 2018