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Comes from the Sanskrit "des" or "desh" meaning "country." In South Asia, it is used to refer to something that is done the Indian way -- it can mean "traditional" or, in a pejorative way, "rustic." South Asians abroad use it to refer to anything South Asian, i.e. Indian, Pakistan, Bangladesh, etc.
Indian-American: I met a couple of desi guys last night.

Indian in India: You want air conditioning so bad? Have it the desi way -- fan yourself with this paper.
desi by Gummmm September 30, 2008
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designated hitter

A stupid rule that was implemented 40 years ago because the majority of AL teams, although some having some success in the post season, were struggling financially, and thought that by taking away the "weakest hitter" in the lineup and replacing him with some douche bag that cant field a ball but can swing a bat, would increase their ratings.

Although while chicks dig the long ball and everything, most NL fans (like myself) and some AL fans, think the DH should be abolished and the same 9 players on the field should be the same 9 players in the on the lineup card.
Douche - Hey bro you wanna watch the Angels and Mariners game?

Me - No thanks, Im a real baseball fan, Im going to watch the Dodgers and Cubs, or Cards and Mets, Or Giants and Marlins, or Pads and Rox, or any other NL game even if their record is shit, cuz they don't use a pussy Designated Hitter.

Douche - oh ok, I'll go back to my shitty AL game and keep being a douche then.

Me - you do that
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desert eagle 

Despite the moronic ramblings of some of the other writers posted here, the Desert Eagle is an extremely powerful, relenting and highly accurate pistol capable of dealing massive amounts of damage due to it's large calibers. Adding to its great size and weight is the fact that it has a slide that travels rearward when reloading. This takes most "climb" out of the recoil and will put less snap on the wrists of a shooter than a revolver of the same caliber. What does this mean? Faster target acquisition for follow up shots. I have found the accuracy with a scoped 10" barrel from a supported firing position can be equal to many rifles at the distance of 100 yards. All in all, the Desert Eagle can support a variety of calibers and barrel lengths making it one of the most versitile handguns in production. Why did this gun become popular in movies and video games? Because it was, and still is, popular in the shooting world.
I can't say how they shoot in videos games, but desert eagles are fun IRL.
desert eagle by hand cannon June 30, 2006

desperacy 

I cry from desperacy of wanting the book.
desperacy by Terrum May 16, 2009

Despacito 

A slow-minded moron who is obsessed with sex.
– This guy only pays attention to boobs. And he look like an idiot.
– Yeah, a real despacito!
Despacito by Sorin Acela August 8, 2017
Beginning life in P2P programs chat rooms, a despo is one who continually seeks porn files and/or cyber sex in such a desperate way that they will get extremely angry and become really difficult when their mission has failed. It is not uncommon for a despo to say after being denied porn/cyber things like: "I fucked your mother" or "Your mom is so fat..........etc". Also inter threats are not uncommon.
"Hi, can i download movie of sex pliz"
This is a popular despo comment as is, "Im horni, can sumone give me cyber or sexo on cam"
despo by steve May 13, 2005
what up and coming graphic designers aspire to - but which the Industry thinks it knows better. Hence, the degree of difficulty and countless CDs of folio examples sent by new graduates to unispired and uninspiring studios who care about material wealth and not the material.
myself and countless other graduates Australia-wide.
design by dj December 7, 2003