clam pot

The opposite of a sausage fest... when the ratio of VAG is greater than the almighty PEEN.

Sally's mom and dad took her and all 8 of her sisters on a family trip to Disney Land... lets just say the trip was a total clam pot for sally's dad.

by psychovixen666 May 23, 2014

Clam Bake

A lesbian orgy

Y'all ready for a clam bake

by Jos666 May 4, 2019

The Mud Clam

When a female shits herself and squishes it up between her pussy lips :3

Yeah Karen? You look like you have a raging The Mud Clam right now.

by bungurtfungertmalungertjungert January 30, 2025

clam burp

Farts that come from the snatch. Often occurs during a forward thrust of the meat sickle. Many times odorless but can take on a foul stench if coming from an already pungent hole.

I was boning Sara last night and she let out a nasty clam burp.

by Wcmst4 June 3, 2018

Clam Sander

A man that does stimulate the right places on the female vagina while giving her oral sex. The man's tongue gets so dry (because it's taking so long) that it starts to feel rough like sandpaper.

"I'll never spend the night with that guy again, he was an ok kisser but what a clam sander...".

by M010LAVA October 16, 2021

Clam Down Pork Chop

Calm the fuck down. But nicer🤗

Hey bro, I just watched you trip while you were running like a dumbass. Clam down pork chop.

by IkeTon August 10, 2024

clam bun

A man bun on a super butch lesbian.

That fat dyke is totally rocking a clam bun

by Vebonay July 1, 2017