chabber

An individual (typically a ginger) who distributes dildos in large quantities.

Abraham: "Hey, where'd you get that dildo?"

Ebeneezer: "I know this chabber who hooks me up for my fix."

by my pet tit November 28, 2013

chub-conscious

(Adjective)
1.To not be mentally and or physically prepared for your penis to be displayed.
2.To have a half-chub and your penis be exposed without your readiness.

1. My girlfriend and I were making out and she was ready for my dick but i was chub-conscious that i wasn't ready just yet.
2. She pulled down my pantaloons and i became very chub-conscious about the entire situation.

by snyp3r1 March 10, 2014

Chub

When you become a little erect but its just enough for people to notice.

So i was working out today and Jessica bent over right in front of me. I looked down to see myself chub and though, shit.

by bzw605 October 22, 2014

chub nips

Girls that think they have big tits but they're just from fat

Damn she's got some big tits

No look at her mushroom top. Those are just chub nips

by Mriknowitallmorethanyou October 21, 2015

Chub

Another word for a boner

"Dude I'm gettin a chub from that girls ass!"

by Chubroder March 15, 2016

Chub Worthy

As a male, it is something the inspires an erection (a chub). Boner

Wow! Megan Fox is not talented, but she's definitely chub worthy.

by RodC82 June 2, 2016

Chub your blub

To rub ones fat chin vigorously for their self pleasure

Or used as an insult to get a fat lard to shut up

Jake 'chubbed his blub in front of the whole school to cope with his exams'

Chub your blub

by Jami e June 26, 2016