canadian tennis

Ehhh, we playing some some canadian tennis today ehhh.
by ToolHandle December 4, 2017
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Canadian slipper

When you are having sexual intercourse with another person and accidentally, without consent poke them in the bum hole, and exclaim “Oh! Soory, eh!” As you quickly remove your extremity from said bum hole politely.
I’m sorry about giving you that Canadian slipper last night dear, I was just a little off my groove, and my aim was bad.”
by Bluebird Powgal May 15, 2018
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Canadian Hot Sauce

Refers to the blood that pours out of your rectum from anal sex when the penis bursts open ass polyps.
Bro: I can't believe my girlfriend didn't tell me she had polyps in her ass before I fucked her! I got blood everywhere!

Friend: Should have grabbed some chicken wings to go with that Canadian Hot Sauce.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm May 26, 2017
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Canadian Mongoose

An aggressively sexual man/woman who enjoys sucking on toes and fingers. Usually identifies as a bisexual.
“That Canadian Mongoose sucked me off so good last night. I nutted 3 times”
by DustanStrokez420 August 31, 2022
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Canadian Nibble

when you offer someone a BITE or Sip of something and they go ahead and eat/drink the entire thing
Hey want a bite of my ice cream?
Sure - eats the entire thing
I didn't mean a Canadian nibble

or

Want a sip of my drink?
Sure - drinks it all
Wow way to take a Canadian Nibble

or

the response from the person who take the Canadian Nibble can be "Thanks for the Canadian Nibble"
by TheLemon15 March 13, 2013
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one of the internet's favorite google autocomplete fuck-ups
Guy: Why can't I o...
Google: "Why can't I own a Canadian?"?
Guy: no what the fuck is wrong with you
by bit125 March 6, 2022
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Canadian popsicle

Dipping a person or persons in boiling hot syrup and then throwing them in a below zero snowstorm, temperature shocking they’re body.
If you don’t shut your mouth I’m gonna turn you into a Canadian popsicle.
by Emerald Foddy May 9, 2025
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