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Keyboard Christian 

A person who constantly posts bible quotes or talks about being religious and spews nothing bit hate.
Why are Trump supporters always keyboard Christians?
Keyboard Christian by Losavic March 21, 2016

Valley Christian Ho 

A nasty pedophile who likes to juggle women out of his league if they aren't underage. An example of this is definitely Matthew, yes Matthew Dominguez.
Dude Matthew is such a Valley Christian Ho, he fucks hella little kids and then plays desperate for pretty girls at school.

Kings Christian Academy 

A shitty ass school run by former rejects and homeschoolers. The shittiest place in the county.
Sebastian:I go to Kings Christian Academy
GIRL 1:oh so I see ur a bitch
Kings Christian Academy by Kca kid November 2, 2020

Westover Christian Academy 

The worst school in Virginia. The dress code fucking pisses me off and the rules are unnecessarily strict and hard on the students. The teachers give the students tons of homework on a daily basis, and show obvious favoritism between students. There is no discipline towards bullies and there is so much stress put on students who struggle. The only good thing about this school is the band, band director, band directors wife, and a very select few students. 10/10 do not recommend.
Person 1: Do you go to Westover Christian Academy?

Person 2: Yes

Person 1: That's rough buddy.

pass christian high school 

A place where almost everyone finds a home. It takes time to find the right people who will love and support you, but that is everywhere. At pass, you can find these accepting people if you look around (and there isn't much ground to cover). The right students will listen and pick you up if you start to fall. The staff is the most caring and supportive group of advisers around town. They ginuinely care about you and your mental and physical health, but they also have to reasonably guide you to make sure you learn everything you need to and get your work done. If you walk up and talk to people, you will eventually find someone around the school that will listen and add to the conversation. Pass is a diverse family that joins in one name. Those who feel out of place, I advise you to spread your your name, your love. The more people you reach out to, the closer you will come to finding the right people and loving friends. Pass is a family that supports each other and through highs and lows. While it may take some effort to find these loving friends and get involved, students at Pass Christian High School learn to have fun and share ideas with their friends that are made throughout their time here. Spread the pass spirit that keeps us connected and uplifted. Spread the love that brings us all together.
find those who will support you and support those around you. don't be afraid to let your pass christian high school spirit fly higher than the clouds.

Crossings Christian School 

A front for money laundering from semi-rich families that aren't rich enough to send their egotistical children who are either gay, incompetent, or actual shit heads. The small, white, most likely bi girls that attend the school are almost exact replicas of each other in appearance in fake personalities. It is almost as if they were manufactured in mass like Venezuela's inflation. The boys are also almost carbon copies of each other having long hair or mullets. It has been studied by our wildlife photographers that they can be caught either jerking off to their girlfriends or looking at NFTs to purchase. They will also obsess over the car they drive to school which was given to them by their parents as compensation for not having their mom or dad love them. If you ever wanted to be in a christian school, it's recommended you ask your local homeless man for guidance on that and stay far away from Crossings Christian School.
Rehabilitate your stupidity with actual sheer incompetence or shit at Crossings Christian School!