childs

an actual sock of any material or color that is used by a guy to shoot hot cum into when jacking off. the sock is placed over the hard dick and is worn during the entire act of jacking off as to collect cum and clean the dick when done.
I gave my boyfriend a childs cum sock to wear on his dick while I watch him jack off.
by Steven big gay lol August 25, 2020
mugGet the childsmug.
Yes, most children with the name marshall are the favorite child and are better than their siblings in general. Most believe that this goes back to 2010 when an amazing child was born with the name of marshall. Nobody cared about the other sibling they wouldn't even care if it was there birthday party.
by That killer July 14, 2023
mugGet the Is marshall the favorite childmug.

ipa child

A child that is far on the mental deficit spectrum to the point of being unpalatable to most
Awe that poor “IPA Child”.. Bless their heart
by Pie R8 April 6, 2023
mugGet the ipa childmug.

child bags

hey ma'am. want to step on my child bags?
by JewGaming April 1, 2021
mugGet the child bagsmug.

Yard Child

The son or daughter of a deadbeat dad, mainly used for Father's who are in the same town not hiding but still will go at any cost of ignoring there yard children as if they were the pleage.
_I'm sorry your honor but that kid is not mine

_the file clearly says it's your biological son

_ Your honor that's my yard child, I don't even know how to spell the retarded ass name my babymama gave him

_Order in the court, what do you think this is a babershop, please have some respect for the gavel
by Toroz May 29, 2018
mugGet the Yard Childmug.

Childe

A grownup acting like a literal child; childish, immature, and sensitive
“Wow they’re acting like a literal Childe!”
Don’t act like a Childe! That would be terrible!”
by Scaramona November 30, 2022
mugGet the Childemug.

Aftermarket Child

A child where you are not the original owner but has a brought a higher quality of life to you like any aftermarket part to an item.
Hey Stu who’s that? “Oh that’s just my aftermarket child
by thickness286 August 16, 2025
mugGet the Aftermarket Childmug.

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