slap beef 

another philly word meaning dick up

Person : Why are you such a asshole
Me : Slap beef pussy

slap beef by SauceDanger442 May 27, 2020

none pizza with left beef 

Pizza with no toppings except for beef on the left side

Damn, I could really go for some None Pizza with left beef from Dominos lololol

none pizza with left beef by Micaca November 13, 2016

Grass-fed Beef 

A thicc dude who smokes weed

Boy 1: What do you want for dinner?
Girl 1: Anywhere that has GRASS-FED BEEF

Girl 2: I'm on a new diet that consists of only GRASS-FED BEEF

Grass-fed Beef by johnwall2 May 11, 2018

whale oil beef hooked 

The written equivalent of many spoken terms, which expresses surprise which is somewhat more than mild, but which will also avoid potential removal for unsavory language.

"Whale oil beef hooked! We have a tax refund!"

whale oil beef hooked by verbusaccidentibus February 6, 2010

Hot Beef Sundae

While one is defecating they jack off and ejaculate down into the toilet on top of their steaming pile of diarrhea.
(note: Can also be performed on someone's body)

I was bored while taking a shit today so I went ahead and gave that toilet the biggest hot beef sundae ever.

Hot Beef Sundae by SCHTEIN April 15, 2009

Kobe Beef 

the name of Kobe Bryant's farts

at the press conference kobe farted and i smelt Kobe Beef

Kobe Beef by soufpaw8 January 10, 2011

Bum Beef 

A chocolate hostage

I going to release some bum beef

Bum Beef by Matilda Dave August 9, 2003