media boner 

When the media latches onto something that they can make a big deal out of such as the swine flue even though way more people die of the regular flue every year than the swine flue. Other examples include the SARS disease and anything that is made up to be much more important or serious than it really is.

Dude 1-"God dude there is a total media boner going on about the swine flue right now."

Dude 2-"Ya no kidding as long as you don't live in a box and can go to the doctor your going to be fine."

media boner by J Johnsonnfromdubville May 23, 2009

Educated Boner 

When you get a boner in school.

Tom: yo im not going to class today
Abe: why not, sex ed is fun?
Tom: im trying to avoid getting an educated boner.

Educated Boner by ballsackman January 30, 2010

Gym boner

Gym boner is the awkward boner men gets during leg raise type of activities. It's caused by type of underwear or shorts men wear at the time. Men usually hate this because since it's not an actual boner there is no blood circulation in penis therefore penis seems very small.

I was doing decline press when I noticed that I had a gym boner.

Gym boner by BotCreon January 9, 2014

dick boner 

dick boner is the boner that happens a bad and or horrible times such as a presentation or in class causing the effect of your boner being a dick

dude I got a dick boner in a class presentation it was so embarrassing

dick boner by trollzor48 September 29, 2017

Unsolicited Car Boner 

An erection achieved with out desire or known arousal while driving on a long road trip. Typically predicated by a long night of drinking and little sleep.

I was driving back from a weekend road trip when suddenly I got an unsolicited car boner and my buddy started laughing at me.

Unsolicited Car Boner by lug33 March 17, 2010

woman boner 

the female equivalent of a boner.
while it is largely a conceptual term, it is humanly possible. the clitoris, much like the penis, will swell up and harden when aroused. only for ladies, its really tiny and unnoticable. also exemplified in pointy nipples.

Oh my god did you see Tyler take off his shirt? That gave me a raging woman boner.

woman boner by thisisntchristine December 1, 2011

Euphoria Boner 

the boner a trans feminine person gets when they do something that gives them gender euphoria

person a: “i wore a skirt today and it gave me a boner for some reason”
person b: “that’s probably your euphoria boner!”

Euphoria Boner by transfemcel June 18, 2021