Ham

is the act of making one believe a fun yet falsified reality

Bright totally pulled some ham on Shelbert.

by WordsOfTheFuture January 27, 2023

Ham sandwich

That pose you do when you accidentally fall on your crush and you’re in this sexual pose and you try to get up but you just keep touching them ak

Oh damn I’m in a ham sandwich right now

by Scoober Dubber December 12, 2018

lee ham

1/2 of the hottest people in the world,
Extensive knowledge on the Angry Birds lore and name dropping Michelle Sarah

Person A: “Did you see Lee ham in the hallway? I wonder what he’s listening to.”

Person B: “Probably ‘Booty Store’ by Your Favorite Martian!”

by rigby September 30, 2021

Ham Sandwiched

Getting surprisingly blacked out when you didn’t plan to.

I got ham sandwiched last night, and I only asked for a grilled cheese.

by Kayla Kix January 26, 2021

ham

hammerz: gunz in hinglishe . .ai kai aie . .ham.
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its a two seater a ham on my bitch i maide one room toating hams and shit.

by:dashe

by rau-dih October 2, 2021

Ham

Often used as Fam or Hamberger.

A food fun for the whole family

Kind of like toilet paper

Give me the HAM I need to to wipe my ass

by The tonk guy November 17, 2021

ham

Ham means vagina.
Like ham wallet, or slimey wet ham.

Person 1: I hate you.
Person 2: Your mom.
Person 1: Your mom's ham!

Omg, get your hand out of my ham, I'm not gay!

by Gabe's Bitch June 17, 2008