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Felix Lowe

Felix Lowe is a retard, legit. He fucked his mom at the age of 4 and got put into a mental asylum. He has no family nor friends because all he does in the mental asylum is watch porn.
Felix Lowe fucked his mom
by OkeOkeOke November 21, 2017
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Lowittosophy

the act of speaking mindblowing words that blow peoples' dicks, figuratively speaking. Poetry meets Philosophy to have this beast of an offspring. This act also involves, but is not limited to, the fucking of the mind.
"Did you hear that Lowittosophy? That was mindfucking!
by BRo box April 28, 2011
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Lowheads

The section of a marching band consisting of any combination of bass clarinets, baritone saxophones, and/or tubas. Usually the more eccentric members of the marching band, lowheads are always down for a good time. To a lowhead, a good time consists of gathering at a fellow lowhead's house, watching random and funny videos on the Internet, and consuming rather large amounts of food. The lowhead section of the marching band is usually pretty small, so the lowheads are almost always a very close group, meaning that they aren't afraid to hug on each other and give suggestive or seductive looks to one another. Lowheads aren't afraid to be themselves. They just ooze pure badass-ness.
Person 1: That kid always has a huge lunch, complains about being hungry all the time, and always likes to hug people. What's wrong with him/her?

Person 2: Doesn't he/she play the bass clarinet/baritone saxophone/tuba in the marching band?

Person 1: Yeah...

Person 2: There's absolutely nothing wrong with that kid! He/she is a lowhead, duh!

Person 1: Oh, yeah! Those lowheads are so cool!
by bandlol2013 November 25, 2011
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lower the floor

The act of defecating or farting to make room for more food

see also, raise the ceiling
That meal was so big I had to lower the floor halfway through.

He eats so much because he stops to lower the floor during every meal.
by RolDes19 October 26, 2012
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Lowe's

A codeword an OU tard will use when he wants to go smoke. This codeword was developed by the avetards when they started fucking with weed heavy and got the urge to smoke every night. The "Lowe's" codeword does not indicate the spot but rather just the idea of smoking. Although, the smoke sesh can occur anywhere, most sessions occur at the avetard house. Every once in a while, a cottard will also be hosting a sesh at their shit. Whenever they mention "pipe" and "Lowe's" in the same sentence, just know they ain't talking about no PVC pipe.
Froomie: Yo, y'all tryna go on a Lowe's run, I got bud and also copped a new pipe.
by TurnM3Up December 16, 2020
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Lowey

A diminutive and fastidious man of tediously predictable nature who never leaves the house without checking his bus app first and who's life ambition is to hold his own baby in his arms.
What, so you color-coded all your monthly outgoings in an Excel spreadsheet with multiple macros, whilst watching a documentary on the histrory of British railways? Dude, you are such a Lowey
by wopper314 May 9, 2013
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lowry out

lowry out, lowrying out, lowryed out

The act of not following through with a previously agreed upon social obligation, often without giving any notice to fellow participants of your intentions to not appear.
"I know I said I would go out to the bar, but I think I'm just going to lowry out and stay home to watch spongebob"

"Derek said he was going to come visit us before he left for Australia, but instead he lowryed out"
by kfor April 5, 2009
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