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My Friend the Comet

A crazy, disgusting, sick website floating around that is extremely hard to find. The website, which home screen reads "My Friend the Comet" contains links to various fucked up videos. The URL is completely random letters and numbers, and doesn't end with .com or .org. The videos include a 13 year old boy beating his naked mother with a baseball bat, a muscular guy in a clown mask stomping on a dead/disfigured body, and a women sitting in a basement have an alligator bite and tear up her vagina, leaving a bloody mess. Probably the sickest site out there
Dude, did you see all those gross videos on My Friend the Comet??
by crazymofo11 April 14, 2014
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My Ian

Ian's are amazing, smart, kind, VERY HOT, will never let you down in any situation!! Will ALWAYS put a smile on your face no matter what! NO matter how far you are from your Ian NEVER let him go because he"s the best soul you will ever find in a boy!! He"s strong, will be the best father ever!, hard working! i cant wait to spend the rest of my life with my Ian! I love you! <3
by My Ian March 15, 2022
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I pooped in my pant

A phrase to describe your displeasure with something.
This coffee tastes so horrible that I feel like I pooped in my pant.
by currydemer July 25, 2022
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My timbers are shivering

When you are overly scared or overly anxious about something upcoming.
Ex: My timbers are shivering because I don't know if Urban Dictionary is going to accept my new definitions or not..
by chadeesa July 20, 2024
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Lemon Drizzle On My Nut Sack

Lemon Drizzle on my Nut Sack is when you let your ex know that they've got no hope in hell of having you back.
I'm never getting back with my ex, there's more hope of me having Lemon Drizzle on my Nut Sack.
by imnotpettybut January 24, 2019
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Deflating my balls

To call someone out for blatantly lying & fully expecting to get away w/ it.
Guy: That hot girl? I've slept w/ her.
You: dude, Stop deflating my balls.
by OwordO January 24, 2015
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