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school

PRISON- where bad people spend the rest of their lives.
SCHOOL- where innocent children have to spend most of their lives.
in other words, school is like a prison for innocent children who have done nothing wrong in their lives.
Grown-Up: So, how would you describe school in your words?
Kid: basically prison.
Grown-Up: Why...?
Kid: BECAUSE ITS SHIT!
by Deez-Nuts47 July 1, 2022
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School

School, Hell itself. You will witness:

*Obnoxious, annoying naive motherfuckers who talk about the most useless bullshit ever.
*Cringe TikTok girls, one of the demkns that will torture you with their technique called "cringe"
*Gen Alpha kids, the ones who won't stfu about unfunniest bullshit ever.
Mom: So, how was school?

Me: I can't handle this bullshit anymore. I just want silence and peace. This is too chaotic for me to handle.
by Ness EarthBound November 5, 2023
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Montfort Secondary School

The type of school who spends 1 million on a chapel despite not refurbishing dog shit in the entire school
man one: "ei where u study ah"
man two: "Montfort Secondary School"
man one: "damn"
by the letter H is superior March 20, 2024
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Dunmore School District

Pretty average school, nothing to flex besides the sports. Some teachers are rad. Little diversity and a fair amount of drugs. Established 1932, so pretty old. Plus an astronaut went here and now some of his equipment is in the school.
Person 1: I go to Dunmore School District
Person 2: Tubular
by Ginkeldook May 2, 2022
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Johnstown High School

A wretched hive of scum and villainy.

Johnstown High School is littered with staff that peaked in high school themselves and gossip more recklessly than students, blatant favoritism toward sports kids while ignoring high-achievers in their educational and art departments, a scapegoating administration that runs cover for a hypocrite who smiles nice but has at least one major skeleton in his closet (and throws subordinates that make his leadership look even mildly bad under the bus in the name of optics, bursting into tears and wetting his pants at the idea of being sued despite making 6 figures), authoritarians who treat bullies and victims as morally equivalent because Godforbid we seek justice for evil 4000 years after the Code of Hammurabi, baffling hiring decisions, at least 1 male teacher who will slide into yo Instagram DMs the moment you graduate (but only if you’re a girl), at least 2 female teachers that don’t know how to handle stress and will lash out if you look at them the wrong way, a steady rate of teen pregnancy, Department of Education brainwashing that sincerely insists xe/xir are usable gender pronouns, Bernie Madoff levels of financial planning, bathrooms that make you yearn for Taco Bell stalls, 12 year old eighth graders dating 17 year old seniors, and truly shocking interior design that makes your local Chuck E. Cheese look like Notre Dame.

Be sure not to swim in the pool, as you may catch a venereal disease if you get too close to the liner.
"Why don't you read?"
"I can't read, I went to Johnstown High School."
by BobtheBobbleBobber November 21, 2024
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High school dog chow

When the emo high school girl can’t help to express her creativity with a big face plant in her carefully made school lunch followed by a gargled inhale that is followed by sloppy noises. The food makes it’s way into the mouth of the clueless human being that thinks they have the soul of a dog trapped inside them unaware that they are being recorded as they eat their food in this disgusting manner.
My ex came back for me, so I ate her ass like it was high school dog chow.
by The legendary trash fire January 25, 2022
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First Day Of School

A day of school that looks anxiety producing and scary, but in reality isn't that bad.
Me in August: Noooo, the First Day Of School is in less than a month now! Homework, stress, 10 months of torture!

Me at the end of the first day of school: Huh, that was easy. There's no homework until a month from now. All I had to do was introduce myself.
by DaKing1234 August 12, 2024
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