Dingle Shit

That shit that stays on your anus even though it's halfway out.

Dude 1: Yo, just had the worst dingle shit!
Dude 2: Why would I care, asshole?

by Mettabrawn February 28, 2017

Shit Sock

A mechanical device that is used in the sphincter area to reduce back pressure on an incomming turd loaf. Device resembles a pvc pipe coated in lanolin. See also Tennessee bowlbuster and Mississippi Mudd Buster

Good lord! That turd got stuck in my ass so bad that I had to opt for the shit sock device!

by Theshattalker April 11, 2017

Shit

Poop but cooler

Jake Paul is shit

by Cloked17 August 14, 2021

The shit that he don't share

Illicit drugs that are people hoard,greedily, like it's the last drugs they will ever see again.

That must be some fire ass shit. He is stingy with it. That is the shit that he don't share!

by Vanessamaria November 29, 2020

shit show

when something is horrible or ends up up horribly

Erin "so how was the party at Neil's last night?"
Jackie "it was a total shit show. Only 6 other people showed up and there were two snacks"

by :(:am i ok:(: July 28, 2018

No Shit/Dip

No Shit/Dip

A Word Someone Uses to Express Your Feelings Towards An Obvious Thing That Someone says

Example 1: (No Dip)

"Is that me I'm So Cute!" (Posted By Luka)

"Your Fake" (Posted By ruzowa Cloudy)

"No Dip Sherlock 😂" (Posted By •Aijunko•)

(No shit/Dip is By far one of the most Important phrases)

by Kcihc_eno_taht August 13, 2017

orange shit stain

The 45th and 47th president of the United States of America.

Still blows my mind 70 million people voted for this orange shit stain. Murica.

by meowkies April 28, 2025