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Smoke on the water 

Old folks from the country, generally in the south, use to say on nights where there was mist/fog over a swamp, pond, river or lake that the devil was raising hell under water. The saying "there is going to be smoke on the water tonight" came from that and means something is about to go down or someone is getting ready to raise hell. The saying predates the rock song by deep purples but I doubt they intended that meaning in their song. I believe their song is about a fire at a hotel.
If them MFs don't have my money theres gonna be some smoke on the water. I.e. I'm gonna raise hell.
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Cold Water Extraction 

A Cold Water Extraction, or CWE for short, is primarily used to separate tylenol from opiate-based pain-relievers because tylenol is known to be damaging to the liver in large doses, so CWE's are what you use when your doctor is a complete asshole and prescribes you weak pain medication. Opiates dissolve readily in cold water, while tylenol seeps to the bottom.

The CWE process goes as follows:

1. Crush up said pills (Vicodin, Percocets, etc.) into as fine of a powder as possible. You should be doing one CWE for no more than five pills at once.

2. Take about 150mL of water and bring it to a warm temperature--make sure it is not hot or the opiate will be destroyed and your efforts compromised. You should be able to stuck your finger in the water and hold it there comfortably. Think of about the same temperature as a heated pool.

3. Mix the powder in with the warm water and stir.

4. Put the glass in the freezer and let it chill for about 30 minutes.

5. Take it out and filter the water through a coffee filter into an empty glass. What you see in the bottom of the first glass in the freezer when you first take it out is the APAP. If you're doing a CWE, you don't want that, so filter through a coffee filter. Pour carefully and slowly. Make sure you have the coffee filter secured.

6. Lastly, to speed up the process, gently squeeze the coffee filter to empty any remaining water into the glass.

And you're done. The result is a slightly cloudy mixture, but will taste bitter.
Perform a Cold Water Extraction on that shit bro.

dirty water 

J-Hope of BTS references saliva as dirty water because of it's stickiness and the unpleasant smell.
Euww Jimin,your dirty water is on my faceu.Don't tochuh my faceu.
dirty water by yanieistaewifeu September 15, 2016

Alone on the Water 

An amazing fan fiction that will bring any and all Sherlock fandom members to tears.
Considered to be a right of passage for all members of the fandom and is written by the amazing madlori.

Nearly all Sherlock fandom members know of 'Alone on the Water' and those who do know of it have read it and have had their hearts broken by the truly-fucking-amazing-ness of it.

Mentions of 'Alone on the Water' almost always followed by 'forever crying'
Fan A: Oh my god have you read Alone on the Water?!
Fan B: Yeesss, I cried for ever after reading that. My tear ducts were all fucking dried up because of it.

ghetto water 

another word for kool-aid
Damn, we ran out of ghetto water!
ghetto water by RS December 30, 2004

Brown Water Boys 

A group of top tank terrorists who go around shitting in the toilets of the people who done them wrong. Step on there feet, and your getting upper decked. Look at there girls, and your getting upper decked. Kick them out your parties,,, your getting upper decked.

They also go by other names such as Secret Stool Squad, Upper Deck Crew(UDC) and the Top Tank Terrorists. They currently have 6 members that dont play around. Using code words such as 'cranking a brown' ,'dropping bombs', 'dropping the cosby's in'', 'dropping brown Twinkies', 'watch the brown drop.
Dont fuck with the Brown Water Boys.
Brown Water Boys by Toliet July 30, 2009

Duck in water 

someone with or someone who seems to have a natural talent and/or enjoys using that talent.

A duck's body is naturally made to swim. It's body naturally floats so all it has to do is kick as it peacefully glides along the water.
Used in the context of "so-and-so is like a duck in water."

"The way you dance, you are like a duck in water."
Duck in water by zxvbhvxz June 11, 2009