Star Wars sequels

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Controversial movies that caused a civil war in the Star Wars fandom. One side claims the other is sexist for not liking the main character Rey for being an uninteresting character. This is untrue because there are many interesting female Star Wars characters, including but not limited to Bo Katan, Mira Jade, Leia Organa, Sabine Wren, Hera Syndulla, Assaj Ventris, Barris Offee, Mon Mothma, Jyn Urso, Padme Amidalla, etc. However, all are entitled to their own opinion. I personally think Disney should just pull a Star Trek and have multiple different cannons. Ok sorry for angering you sequels fan have a nice day.

Person: but the Star Wars sequels are good
Me: *visible stress* yea... sure

by udontknowmeidontknowu December 8, 2020

The Ecuadorian Casualty of War

Refers to the lone Ecuadorian casualty of the Second World War, stemming from an incident somewhere in the Andes Mountains, where a likely deranged donkey kicked a member of the Ecuadorian army in the gonads, resulting in his unfortunate death. The incident reportedly took place only mere seconds after the second and final atomic bomb was released over the Japanese city of Nagasaki.

"Damn... If only he held out for another 10 seconds. Poor muchacho."

"Yo dude did you ever hear about the Ecuadorian Casualty of War? It was a rather unfortunate situation."

by An anonymous source September 28, 2014

Trojan War Helmet

The gateway drug from the Polish Ham Press, it is the act of placing one's scrotum as so in both testicles rest in the eye sockets of the victim whilst the the shaft runs down the length of the nose. Giving the look of a Trojan war helmet.

*Not to be confused with a Mushroom Stamp

"Hey Ty, if you keep leaning your head back in that chair you're gonna get a nice Trojan War Helmet placed on that dome of yours."

by Fat Goose January 12, 2016

YouTube Civil War

A fight that contains immature social media influencers who are not aware of the responsibilities that come with fame.

Omg have you heard the latest drama on the Youtube Civil War!!

by youtube wildfire August 9, 2017

Polish the War Helmet

A colloquial expression for Male Masturbation.

I’m going to the bathroom so I can polish the war helmet.

I’ve got blue balls so must polish the war helmet.

My uncle likes to watch me polish the war helmet for some reason.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019

Two-Fronts War

This primarily occurs only with males. The Two-Fronts War happens while standing to piss and your bowels begin to move in order to evacuate thus beginning the struggle to piss while not also shitting oneself.

I was at the urinal trying to piss when all of a sudden the Two-Fronts War broke out.

by Jrodddr September 28, 2018

kentucky tug-of-war

Taking half of a shit, then using the shit hanging from your ass as a dildo to insert into someone else's asshole.

We played Kentucky tug-of-war last night. His shit felt sooooo good in my asshole.

by Christrillion June 8, 2016