Mooning Wood

When you get an erection after someone mooned in front of you.

Me: I woke up with the weirdest boner.
You: You just experienced mooning wood.

by gregben September 30, 2023

Moon cricket

A reference to slaves who sing at night

Those damn moon crickets won’t shut up

by Moon cricket 42069 March 9, 2024

Moon ritual

A Paranormal ritual done under a moon to see more Effects

Bobby is a Expert on moon rituals

by 459395 April 6, 2022

Moon

The smartest prettiest coolest girl in the universe

Moon is the best

by Moonisthebest November 22, 2021

Moon Gooning

When you slaughter a buffalo, cover yourself in its blood and guts while completely naked, put on an elk's skull or a turkey feather headdress, and goon under the light of a full moon. Usually done with the bros or with the Cherokee Chieftain.

"Hey! You wanna go Moon Gooning?"
"Hell yeah! That shit is so fun!"

by Moon Gooner November 14, 2023

Moon Glaze

To sexually please a woman from behind only to pull out and glaze her moon.

moon glaze

by roxas446 April 8, 2017

Moon

What Sokka’s (from the hit show “Avatar, The Last Airdender) girlfriend turned into.

You: My girlfriend turned into the moon
Other person: That is rough buddy

by Captain Kajubell May 11, 2022