russian botox

Russian botox is when somebody punches you in the face and your lips get swelled for the next few days. Those with it should be proud to have it.

- Damn, Sam got the Russian botox?
- Yes, he got into a fight yesterday at a bar.
- What a madlad, I wish I could have it

by tolnickser January 3, 2021

russian monopoly

Monopoly but the rules are not fair.

this is Russian monopoly because it's no fair.

by Thegamers1222 March 18, 2023

Russian fracturing

Fracturing the subsurface rock using nuclear bombs to increase production of oil & gas.

CEO: We need to increase oil production or the company will go broke.

Russian Engineer: Why don't we use Russian Fracturing.

by Agswaggg August 30, 2012

Lazy Russian

One part Vodka, one part Cafe Mocha, one part Whipping Cream (milk, if extra lazy)

Man: Sorry, I never showed up with the Bailey's.

Awesome She God: It's cool. We made Lazy Russians.

by CristinaAndMariaToscanoLikeBBC February 29, 2016

russian gypsy

It is a different kind of gypsy that has its own language vedday means cousin

Prs1Are you a Russian gypsy. prs2yes bley

by Russian gypsy man November 30, 2020

A Russian Piping

To have a pipe shoved up the asshole with little to no lubricant

Did you hear they did a Russian Piping to Vlad yesterday?

by Meutar October 22, 2025

Russian

The accent that will help one become a fugitive of getting their ass kicked.

Gang: Oi, what's up loser

Russian: Zo yo hav chozon death? *speaks in Russian accent*

Gang: Slowly walks away

Russian: Zat's vat I thot

by UltimateDoge July 20, 2021