Russian Steam Bath

When your face gets covered with the steam of a tea bag.

I was making tea when I got a Russian Steam Bath

by thejavagameryt October 13, 2023

russian botox

Russian botox is when somebody punches you in the face and your lips get swelled for the next few days. Those with it should be proud to have it.

- Damn, Sam got the Russian botox?
- Yes, he got into a fight yesterday at a bar.
- What a madlad, I wish I could have it

by tolnickser January 3, 2021

Russian inquisition

When you go down on a girl who didn't tell you she were on her period AKA when there's a lot of unexpected red she shall then scream "Nobody expects the russian inquisition!"

GUY: Let me lick you good!
GIRL: Yes baby
GUY: WTF why u bleeding!!? U on ur period or something?!
GIRL: Nobody expects the RUSSIAN INQUISITION!!!

by ASND January 31, 2017

Russian Propaganda Bot

A russian propaganda bot is usually run by some random agent in moscow overseeing their horde usually on twitter or insta using the zov version of chatgpt and spout random bullshit like texas secession, usually pretending to be ukrainian, georgian, and almost all western europeans + america.

They all have blue checkmarks on twitter now since you can now buy them, fuck you elon.

russian propaganda bot: texas secession because we have warm water port and bla bla bla
human being: no
russian propaganda bot: Sorry, I cant generate a response based on the prompt you provided.

by the letter H is superior October 13, 2025

Russian Hampster

An extremely hairy, unshaven genital area in either a man or a woman.

Person 1: Hey, what do you think about me hooking up with Jennifer tonight at her party?

Person 2: Yeah sure but watch out, she has a Russian Hampster

Person 1: Oh... nevermind

by elbocko April 6, 2011

Filthy Russian

A phrase used for CS:GO (Counter-Strike: Global Offensive) players that are from eastern Europe and screams in Russian. These individuals often have a combination of autism and retardation.

Damn! That Filthy Russian team-killed me again!

by DasGamer June 8, 2018

russian school bus

A sexual concoction that consist of vodka, semen, and whipped cream. Best served chilled in a shot glass.

After we met at the bar, I took her home. I asked her if she would like something to drink. She then asked me if I could make her a Russian school bus. I’ve never heard of such. Yet, the night got even wilder after her explanation. I didn’t have any whipped cream but she was still eager for me to make it.

by YOTYEETslump September 14, 2023