mexican mud pie

when a person (or animal) is eating out your asshole and you excrete feces into their mouth.

Cam and his grandpa both gave cam's grandma a mexican mud pie

by Bobby, Bobby Smo November 5, 2006

Fruity Pie

When two people are 69-ing and one farts in the other's face.

"Yea he's a sick one. He gets fruity pies from his girl all the time."

by The Dave October 22, 2004

Shawshank Pie

This is pussy so bad that you would tunnel out under her bed through 3 feet of shit just to keep from having to take one more taste.

Listen Mike,she's hot as hell but unless you want Shawshank Pie for dessert leave it alone.

by gizdor April 29, 2009

salt my pie

To annoy or irritate. Usually by wrecking a good thing (i.e. pie) by adding an incongruous irritant (salt).

You know what really salts my pie? I was going to go out this weekend and the professor sprung that essay on us on Friday afternoon.

Man, calm down! Who salted your pie today?

If she doesn't shut up, she's totally gonna salt my pie.

by Mara_the_Obscure December 13, 2005

Cow Shit Pie

normal, plain, or average

Dave: does that always happen?

Jerry: Ya, it's as normal as cow shit pie

by The Graham March 17, 2009

bakon vodka cream pie

when pan of hot bakon grease is slung onto an unsuspecting whore's vagina. The burn is then sterilized with the cheapest vodka available and the friend of the grease slinger then administers a standard cream pie to said whore.

That whore on the tiki bar wanted a body shot but got a bakon vodka cream pie.

by fishy oil May 21, 2011

Tuna Pie

1. A Slang word for Vagina.
2. A term for a vagina that has been given oral sex.

1. "Damn, Kelsey really needs to clean her tuna pie."
2. "I gotta admit, I didn't mind having Monica's tuna pie for lunch."

by twoeightyoneci April 10, 2008