may the fourth 

on this day, anyone who knows zakwan must give him food. if you're rich, football boots please.

"today is may the fourth! I will give zakwan food!"

may the fourth by oleinthemud December 3, 2021

may 21st 

national guve your bestfriend a peice of candy

may 21st national give your bestfriend a peice of candy

may 21st by <3 heart breaker December 16, 2021

May 24 

May 24th is the BEST day to be born on,
It is international thicc day
And, Queen Victoria's BIRTHDAY.
stay thicc and rule Britain May 24-ies.

Guy: He's born on May 24th? ayo no wonder he's thicc.
Person: Hey that's suspicious-

May 24 by Johnathan From Church December 31, 2021

May 22nd 

May 22nd is slap specifically. a woman with glasses who was born on december 18th that is named Corrie

Me: hey Corrie, whens your birthday?
C: december 18th... why?
Me: *checks calendar* oh its May 22nd...

C: NONONONO WAIT FU- *gets slapped in the face* heck you.
Me: The day is saved!

May 22nd by EddieBready December 31, 2021

May 1rst 

National fuck your self day

Asshole go fuck yourself on may 1rst

May 1rst by Jasonthatbooi January 5, 2022

May 11 

This is the day where the nicest, cutest, funniest, and most adorable girl was born, if you ever meet a girl born on this day cherish her and love her with all your heart.She might’ve made some mistakes but when she says sorry she means it with all her heart and hopes whoever she’s apologizing to forgives her. The person she loves the most she will always stay with and be by there side no matter what happens. If you meet a girl as special as this one keep her close because she’ll be there with you forever, if you have the chance to meet her.Then always be with Her...bcz she will also be there with You.

Boy:That girl is so beautiful
Me: she was born on May 11

May 11 by Shelbymann January 18, 2022

May 7

The day the most thoughtful beautiful girl was born . Who is amazing at sports and everything she may do

May 7 is my birthday

May 7 by Ysidnbfickc January 19, 2022