jizz

the white '"yummy" stuff that comes out of a girls pussy and a boys dick

i ate his jizz last night...i ate millions of babies

by mwmidi March 16, 2021

moronic jizz rag

Alternative spelling & synonym for Donald Trump’s hairpiece

Watching the 2020 debates, I thought to myself, “I’d never vote for some orange nazi bitch who wears that moronic jizz rag, what a fuckin’ clown.”

by Kâlidâsa May 28, 2023

Jizz lids

Seductive or sensual face or eyes, aka bedroom eyes

She’s so sexy, just look at those jizz lids

by Bobahotep September 6, 2019

Jizz Hands

What you call #85 on the Bears because he can’t catch a football

#85 doesn’t know y how to hold onto the ball. He’s got jizz hands.

by Snatch Smasher December 20, 2021

Jizz Money

Someone who didn't earn their wealth, but obtained their wealth through a well timed money shot.

The Koch Brothers are Jizz Money. As a matter in fact two-thirds of the 1% are Jizz Money.

by Slick Lion January 20, 2016

jizz fair

A farmers market, for jizz. Local single men setup lizz huts on Tuesdays, where women can meet and determine DNA they want for their fetus. Once they find a suitable male sample, they barter for a bucket of fresh cream filling to shoot up their clamburger, at one of the many fertilization stations.

Meeting “Mr. Right” is overrated. I was thinking of heading to the jizz fair again. I'm just ready to get knocked up already.

by sci-isms March 23, 2024

Emotional Jizz

When you cum from pure beauty not from being sexually aroused.

My first emotional jizz was because my dad said he loved me.

by snorlax blumpkin December 22, 2018