jerdle

The act of ripping out an eye from the socket and having intercourse with the empty hole.

“Yo did you Janet’s eyes?” “Yeah, they would be great to jerdle!”

by Goonerfag67845 March 29, 2024

Jersey City Patty Press

When you stomp a shit in between someone's teeth.

Did you hear what happened to Zade? They gave him a Jersey City Patty Press

by Hypofox April 8, 2024

jerkslaxxing

To slap your cock so hard to generates more length and girth in the penis

Hey ryneilius have you heard of the new meta? jerkslaxxing!

by Ryneilius April 30, 2024

Jersey Attitude

A personality complex often found in people living in the state of New Jersey. Individuals with the Jersey attitude are typically loud, prideful, always in a hurry, act like they know it all, and look down on anyone that doesn't view New Jersey with the same level of pride they do. They tend to be closed minded and won't move out of New Jersey even if they dislike multiple aspects of the state because their home state is all they know and they'd rather settle for comfortable mediocrity than explore the unknown that could elevate their life tenfold.

That girl bragged about never pumping her own gas and got in my face to defend her lack of talent when I suggested she learn that basic life skill-she really has the Jersey attitude.

by Driver5666 May 10, 2024

Jerasyn

A Jerasyn is a person who is a skibidi sigma rizzler from Ohio who can only rizz up level 20 gyatts using Baby Gronks methods of rizz. A Jerasyn loves Kai Cenat and loves Fanum and yells "Fanum Tax!!!" all the time.

Jerasyn people will forever love Prime.

Girl 1: Did you see that Jerasyn?
Girl 2: Yeah! He rizzed up my level 25 gyatt using his mog abilities

by Lana Drah May 15, 2024

Jersey Mike’s money

The state of not worrying about scrimping and saving your dollars, often occurring after being paid or coming into a large sum of money; being able to treat yourself after a long period of restraint. Directly references the sandwich chain which is known to be more expensive than many of its competitors. It can be argued “why get Subway when you've got Jersey Mikes money?”

“Did you bring snacks from home again for lunch?” “Oh no, I got Jersey Mike’s money today baby!”

by Classic Ed May 20, 2024

Jersey Home Run

The act of when you are about to ejaculate while performing a penetration sexual act in which you pull out of your partner(s) and proceed to smack your genitalia against the gluteus maximus of your partner while they take the most atrocious bowel movement on your penis which you then proceed to swing your penis covered in feces while timing it exactly when you ejaculate on to your partner's face causing a feces and sperm collision while yelling "Home run!!" in the state of New Jersey.

Boyfriend: "Hey honey, I did a Jersey Home Run to your dad last night!! He now lets me have your hand in marriage."

Concerned cousin: "WHAT"

by TrippyTabs May 24, 2024