A terrible disease which makes the victim appear 30 or more years older in appearance than they actually are in numerical age. The name comes form the 1996 Robin Williams Film ``Jack``There is no known cure, although smoking at least 3-4 large marijuana joints per week has emerged as a well documented preventative measure.
My friend`s 22 year old girlfriend appears to be in her sixties due to an ungodly case of Jack disease.
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Jonathan frequents jack shacks because; (a) he's drunk, (b) he's horny, (c) he loves the smell of Clorox, or (d) champagne rooms are too expensive.
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Syn. Gank, Gaffle, Swipe, Lift
Syn. Gank, Gaffle, Swipe, Lift
by Hyper-Z November 17, 2004
Get the jack move mug.(1)a party for those about to be wed; sometimes called a stag & doe (its like a shower, except that only women are invited to a shower)
(2)a gathering of males and females, who masturbate in front of each other for mutual stimulation and enjoyment. (looking is encouraged but touching is not)
(3)when a man and a woman get together to masturbate in front of each other for mutual stimulation and enjoyment.Look but don't touch.See friends with benefits.With reference to the nursery rhyme Jack and Jill.
(2)a gathering of males and females, who masturbate in front of each other for mutual stimulation and enjoyment. (looking is encouraged but touching is not)
(3)when a man and a woman get together to masturbate in front of each other for mutual stimulation and enjoyment.Look but don't touch.See friends with benefits.With reference to the nursery rhyme Jack and Jill.
(1)Last weekend my wife and I went to a Jack and Jill party for Greg and Julie who are getting married in 6 weeks.
(2)Last weekend my wife and I went to a Jack and Jill party; she got off with some guy who jacked off his 9 or 10 inch dick in front of her, and now she's in another world most of the time.
(3)Nancii and I pulled a Jack and Jill last weekend; we've never had sex, never masturbated each other, but we're comfortable just getting ourselves off in each others' company.She's a hottie and I find she certainly beats fantasizing.
(2)Last weekend my wife and I went to a Jack and Jill party; she got off with some guy who jacked off his 9 or 10 inch dick in front of her, and now she's in another world most of the time.
(3)Nancii and I pulled a Jack and Jill last weekend; we've never had sex, never masturbated each other, but we're comfortable just getting ourselves off in each others' company.She's a hottie and I find she certainly beats fantasizing.
by Jake January 29, 2004
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Pussy jacking my cock got her so wet that she soaked through right to the bed!
Although my girlfriend won't let me fuck her, she likes pussy jacking me off to feel me cum against her clit.
Um, would you mind shaving before pussy jacking me? Your hairy bush rubs my cock raw!
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Um, would you mind shaving before pussy jacking me? Your hairy bush rubs my cock raw!
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