The act of which two people throw human feces at each other while either drunk or enraged enough to participate in a zigzag shit war.
Dad: hey you just stepped on my lawn!
Neighbor: hey fuck you, i dont give a shit about your lawn!
Dad: oh so you dont give a shit, how about i give it for you!
*Rips Off Cargos And Squats With Hand Underneath*
*Flings Shit Towards Neighbor*
*Neighbor Retaliates With Shit*
Behold, the zigzag shit war
Neighbor: hey fuck you, i dont give a shit about your lawn!
Dad: oh so you dont give a shit, how about i give it for you!
*Rips Off Cargos And Squats With Hand Underneath*
*Flings Shit Towards Neighbor*
*Neighbor Retaliates With Shit*
Behold, the zigzag shit war
by xXiiSyn March 13, 2014
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Controversial movies that caused a civil war in the Star Wars fandom. One side claims the other is sexist for not liking the main character Rey for being an uninteresting character. This is untrue because there are many interesting female Star Wars characters, including but not limited to Bo Katan, Mira Jade, Leia Organa, Sabine Wren, Hera Syndulla, Assaj Ventris, Barris Offee, Mon Mothma, Jyn Urso, Padme Amidalla, etc. However, all are entitled to their own opinion. I personally think Disney should just pull a Star Trek and have multiple different cannons. Ok sorry for angering you sequels fan have a nice day.
Controversial movies that caused a civil war in the Star Wars fandom. One side claims the other is sexist for not liking the main character Rey for being an uninteresting character. This is untrue because there are many interesting female Star Wars characters, including but not limited to Bo Katan, Mira Jade, Leia Organa, Sabine Wren, Hera Syndulla, Assaj Ventris, Barris Offee, Mon Mothma, Jyn Urso, Padme Amidalla, etc. However, all are entitled to their own opinion. I personally think Disney should just pull a Star Trek and have multiple different cannons. Ok sorry for angering you sequels fan have a nice day.
by udontknowmeidontknowu December 09, 2020
This primarily occurs only with males. The Two-Fronts War happens while standing to piss and your bowels begin to move in order to evacuate thus beginning the struggle to piss while not also shitting oneself.
by Jrodddr September 28, 2018
by NokoDev December 11, 2022
I’m going to the bathroom so I can polish the war helmet.
I’ve got blue balls so must polish the war helmet.
My uncle likes to watch me polish the war helmet for some reason.
I’ve got blue balls so must polish the war helmet.
My uncle likes to watch me polish the war helmet for some reason.
by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019
The gateway drug from the Polish Ham Press, it is the act of placing one's scrotum as so in both testicles rest in the eye sockets of the victim whilst the the shaft runs down the length of the nose. Giving the look of a Trojan war helmet.
*Not to be confused with a Mushroom Stamp
*Not to be confused with a Mushroom Stamp
"Hey Ty, if you keep leaning your head back in that chair you're gonna get a nice Trojan War Helmet placed on that dome of yours."
by Fat Goose November 09, 2015
A fight that contains immature social media influencers who are not aware of the responsibilities that come with fame.
by youtube wildfire August 09, 2017